Gumby says: Quit picking on me

by onacruse 23 Replies latest social humour

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Dede-doll, I could tell you some secrets...but I forgot them all, because gumby used that stupid little MIB flasher on me.

    C...w....f....

    (dang, now I can't even remember my own name)

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    I've heard it said...... "It ani't easy bein' green."

    I thought that was for frogs though.

    Chew a Viagra and keep a stiff upper lip!

    Thunder ===]>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Dede...your like the itch I can't scratch..legally that is!

    As for Gumby I have come to respect and admire him for many reasons, the least of these being his admiration for me. At first his daily e-mails commenting on how much he looked up to me and would I please take him under my wing were annoying but gradually along with little cash incentives he wore me down.

    How can you not love a man who is not ashamed to walk around naked in his neighbourhood warning people about the dangers door to door witnessing!

    Gumby your more than just a big green eraser to me....I have to stop now*snif*

  • Valis
    Valis
    Dede-doll, I could tell you some secrets...but I forgot them all, because gumby used that stupid little MIB flasher on me.

    what onanism really mean is he forgot to take his medicine today...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    LOL,,,,,,,,, hey,,,,,,,,I was gonna say something but I forgot. Craig can I borrow some of your meds.....I mean since you evidently arent taking them, I can put them to good use..

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    Here ya go Dede one of Gumby's secrets.........did you know Gumby likes to hang out at the beach with his buddy Pokey?

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    That miserable Gumby..that's not what he told me pokey was!!!!!!!!!

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Gumby - Pose

    Here is Gumby flipping the bird at us all.....the best he can,,,,,,,,he has no fingers........awwwwwwww

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    he,hee Dede here's the real secret of Gumby's trip to the beach............LMAO!!!

    http://home.cogeco.ca/~jhish1/gumby-pokey-gag.htm

    Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

    Kate

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    hahahah , Gumby got toasted!!!!!!!! too funny Kate.....

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