Dogs

by cruzanheart 13 Replies latest social humour

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
    his tongue.
    -Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
    wonderful.
    -Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
    went.
    -Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
    -Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
    himself.
    -Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
    -Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
    spare.
    And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
    made.
    -M. Acklam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
    are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
    -Sigmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
    cult.
    -Rita Rudner A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
    times before lying down.
    -Robert Benchley Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
    events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
    late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
    often continued in the next yard.
    -Dave Barry Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
    -Franklin P. Jones If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
    known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
    -James Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
    -Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
    That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
    -Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
    from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
    cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
    -Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
    get used to the idea.
    -Robert A. Heinlein Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too
    dark to read.
    --Groucho Marx Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
    --Dave Miliman If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
    you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
    --Mark Twain You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
    that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
    --Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
    --Roger Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
    pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
    --Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. --Unknown Nina

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I always got a kick out of this one...

    The more I get to know men... the more I like my dog

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    Great post Nina!

    We have a beautiful black lab named LADY. She is convinced that she is one of the children.

    Aside from being the best burglar alarm , she is the most gentle soul with the children and most important... she is better behaved than the children .

  • Jade
    Jade

    I love those Nina!!!! I love my dog like part of the family too.

  • kat2u
    kat2u

    my dog is my very bestest friend and loves me not matter what!

    Dogs leave footprints on your heart

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    you guys... I am really missing my dog now!! (had to give her away when I moved!)

  • kat2u
    kat2u

    sassy ill share mine with ya. she has lots of extra love to give.

  • Hunyadi
    Hunyadi

    ::sobbing and singing "Old Shep"::

  • Jade
    Jade

    Kat,

    Your dog is beautiful, is she a spaniel or a setter?

  • glad2Bfree
    glad2Bfree

    Great post Nina. My two dogs are the sweetest friends in the whole world, if only people were the same.

    ( I've got a springer spaniel, Willow and an english mastiff, Buster. Buster had a tough life before I got him.)

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