Going out tonight??

by Puternut 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • WildTurkey
    WildTurkey

    my best lines

    The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

    That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    I like every bone in your body especially mine.

    How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

    Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

    Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

    Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

    Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

    If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

    If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

    I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

    Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

    How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

    Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna fuck?

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    Can I have fries with that shake!

    I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

    You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

    Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

    If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

    Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

    Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

    Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

    Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

    My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

    I'd look good on you.

    When does your centerfold come out.

    So do ya wanna see something really swell?

    I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

    I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

    Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

    Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

    I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

    You have nice legs. What time do they open?

    Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

    Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

    Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

    Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

    You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

    Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

    Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

  • Puternut
    Puternut

    Lol Wildturkey, wow................

    How are some of those lines working for you. I am surprized you are still alive to talk about them. You must have a lot of scars on your face.......

  • WhyNow2000
    WhyNow2000

    One thing I have observed: American TV tends to only portray young, physically beautiful women as sexy. So a lot of boys grow up brainwashed that this is the only type of woman that can be sexy.

    From my personal observation from traveling from europe to asia to south america, when I mention people I live in California the "boys" eyes grow big and remind me that california women are soooo beautiful.

    On the other hand, some beautiful men and women think all they have to do to be interesting is be beautiful. They don't develop any social skills and can be quite boring in an out of the bedroom.

    I agree. But some women do not need to develop social skills. They live on their looks...that's their talent. That's why there hundreds of old men in Hollywood with some young undeducated, social skillless women.

  • ambush23
    ambush23

    nope just going to stay home and grind "oregano" for the apostachilifest

  • ball.
    ball.

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  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Friends.........Do NOT LISTEN TO WILDTURKEY!

    As you all know he shaves off brain cells every time he shaves his head. Yes,,,,in his case they leak out of his scalp.

    I was a baby when he forced me to marry him and I had no idea about those lines until much later,,,,,,,and as a good JW wife,,,,,,, I did what I had to do........IGNORED him!

    Unless you want to be bitch slapped, pistol whipped, kicked in the nads, hit with a frying pan,,have a drink in your face and lap,,,,,,,,refrain from using any of the above lines.........

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I have always felt like a normal conversation, rather than a pickup line is what attracts me. If a guy is just friendly, says hello, asks how my evening is, or if he likes the outfit I am wearing and comments on it great.. but a cheesy line ends up exactly that.. cheesy..

    Just being friendly, attentive to an answer is an attraction.. being REAL..

  • WhyNow2000
    WhyNow2000
    Just being friendly, attentive to an answer is an attraction

    Yes!!!

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