Hey JOANNA and EYEGIRL!!!!!!!!!! Ya'll gonna call me tonite at Your bar?

by LyinEyes 17 Replies latest jw friends

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  LyinEyes

  Oh yeah ,,,,,,,,,,,after my crappy morning and no sleep,,,,,,,,,I have decided to go out and have a little fun tonite. As you know Joho...........I mean Joanna,,,,,,,,I twisted my ankle in those damn whore boots and can't dance for shit now. So instead of me going to the big club,,,,,,,, I will just stay close to home and play pool at the dumbest Redneck bar this side of North Louisiana.

  Well , darn some of the folks are quiet entertaining.......many seed cap wearing , older , way older , did I say OLD.....toothless men. We have some toothless women too. One lady looks like a tan leather glove,,,,,,,,she has her own tanning bed!!!!!!!! One lady has some hair,,,,,,,,and she dyes it black,,,,,all five strands of it. And you know about the thong wearing bullrider right? There are some stoners, some drunks,,,,,some sluts,,,,you name it , it crawls out of the bayous at nite.....quite funny thou.

  Honestly ,,,,,,,,,that is all true. There are some cool people in there,( LIKE ME ) and I try to hide from my son's friends who are old enough to go in there. I don't want them telling my son,,,,,,,,,they saw me dancing on top of the bar and hanging my bra on the ceiling fan. OK,,,,,,,,,, I didnt do that,,,,,,,,, I dont think,lol.

  We are gonna play pool, which is alot of fun........drink a beer or 10,,,,,,,eat some peanuts , make fun of the local attractions, and just unwind a bit.

  NOW...............what do you sexy womenz,,,,,,,,,,,got going on??????????

  CALL ME !!!!!!! ON WT cell phone..........and you better not be sober,,,,,,,,,just kiddin'. Be safe and hope to hear from yall,,,,,,,,, I love our weekly on the way to the bar, club chats..........so funny.

  ANYONE ELES.....have any funny stories of going out,,,,,,,,,to clubs, bars, Chucky Cheese( yeah there are some sights there too) just whatever. I just want to laugh tonight ya know.........
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  ambush23

  do bowling alleys count?
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  LyinEyes

  I Love This Bar........... Toby Keith

  We got winners,
  We got losers,
  Chain-smokers and boozers,
  We got yuppies,
  We got bikers,
  We got thirsty hitch-hikers,
  And the girls next store dress-up like movie stars.
  Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar.
  
  We got cowboys,
  We got truckers,
  Broken-hearted fools and suckers,
  And we got hustlers,
  We got fighters,
  Early-birds and all-nighters,
  And the veterans talk about their battle scars.
  Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar.
  
  I love this bar,
  It's my kind of place,
  Just walkin through the front door,
  Puts a big smile on my face,
  It ain't too far,
  Come as your are.
  Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar.
  
  I've seen short skirts,
  We've got high-techs,
  Blue-collared boys and rednecks,
  And we got lovers,
  Lots of lookers,
  I've even seen dancing girls and hookers.
  And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar.
  Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar. (Yes I do)
  
  Toby: I like my truck.
  
  Crowd: I like my truck.
  
  Toby: And I like my girlfriend.
  
  Crowd: I like my girlfriend.
  
  Toby: I like to take her out to dinner, I like a movie now and then.
  
  But I love this bar,
  It's my kind of place,
  Just toein around the dance floor,
  Puts a big smile on my face,
  No cover charge,
  Come as you are.
  Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar.
  Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I just love this old bar
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  ambush23

  i entroduced 3 fellow dubs to lsd, one was baptised, at a bowling alley in addison, and it was more of a spiritual experience than all of my combined meetings i ever attended
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  LyinEyes

  LOL Ambush,,,,,,,,,,,,bad boy........shame shame.......lol. Stop associating with your brother,hehe.

  Of course bowling alleys count.........anything counts, even the back of your best friends pickup truck, in your boat, with a goat.......lol,,,,,,,you get the picture.

  Just common things,,,,,,,,,,,we just call it a "Louisiana Saturday Night".
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  ambush23

  im lecherous, what more can i say?
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  LyinEyes

  LOUISIANA SATURDAY NIGHT..........MEL MCDANIEL

  Louisianna Saturday Night

  Chorus:Well you get down the fiddle
  And you get down the bow
  Kick off your shoes
  And you throw 'em on the floor
  Dance in the kitchen till the morning light
  Lousianna Saturday night
  
  Awaitin in the front yard
  Sittin' on a log
  A single shot rifle and a one eyed dog
  Yonder come my kin folk in the moon light
  Lousianna Saturday night
  
  Chorus:Well you get down the fiddle
  And you get down the bow
  Kick off your shoes
  And you throw 'em on the floor
  Dance in the kitchen till the morning light
  Lousianna Saturday night
  
  My brother Bill and my other brother Jack
  Belly fulla beer and a possum in a sack
  Fifteen kids in the front porch light
  Lousianna Saturday night
  
  When the kin folk leave and the kids get fed
  Me and my woman gonna slip off to bed
  Gonna have a little fun when we turn out the light
  Lousianna Saturday night
  
  Chorus:Well you get down the fiddle
  And you get down the bow
  Kick off your shoes
  And you throw 'em on the floor
  Dance in the kitchen till the morning light
  Lousianna Saturday night
  
  Chorus:Well you get down the fiddle
  And you get down the bow
  Kick off your shoes
  And you throw 'em on the floor
  Dance in the kitchen till the morning light
  Lousianna Saturday night
  
  Chorus:Well you get down the fiddle
  And you get down the bow
  Kick off your shoes
  And you throw 'em on the floor
  Dance in the kitchen till the morning light
  Lousianna Saturday night
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  ambush23

  beautiful song
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  WildTurkey

  Just be careful what time you call her, I have plans for her tonight.
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  LyinEyes

  OMG WT,,,,,,,,,,shut yo mouth!!!!!!!! You know my girls come first............ I got to have my weekly hook up , silly, tipsy phone calls,,,,,,,,so ya'll call when ever you want , that Turkey can baste!!!!!!!