I have no talent whatsoever, Im just a useless eater, a shyt factory with legs!
Do you have a natural talent?
by dustyb 31 Replies latest jw friends
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talesin
Norm ! !
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imallgrowedup
CJ -
I can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue also! (Great parlor trick, huh?!)
I'd have to say my other natural talent is for landscaping and growing plants. My home looks like a jungle with huge and flourishing houseplants snaking all over!
growedup
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flower
I can masturbate with both hands . I also have the ability to attract idiots for friends . The amazing ability to turn women off .
just a thought here but perhaps if you stop masturbating with both hands you might attract more intelligent friends and not turn women off?
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freelife
I have this amazing ability to rock my fiancee's world every time when we have our private moments.
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heathen
LOL@ flower --- I thought masturbating with both hands came natural . You mean you don't ? I've often heard Masturbating is one of those things that you can sepperate people into 2 groups --- liars and masturbators , which one are you?
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Hunyadi
I poop alot.
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seedy3
Does the ability to hold gas until just the right time then let it go and chase everyone out of the room count as a natural talent??
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heathen
LOL @ seedy3 --- I think it only counts if you can light your ass on fire as seen in dumber and dumber .
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Elsewhere
Speaking of tongues, I can twist mine upside down... 180 degrees.
Oh, and there is also the thing where I can fart the Star-Spangled Banner.