1. Raise Taxes
2. Let the UN handle National Security
3. Provide Daily Body Counts
4. Report and Advance Saddam's Side of the Story
5. Hate Bush
6. Trash Bush
7. Oppose aggressive actions against Terrorists
8. Raise Taxes
9. Aid and abet America's Enemies in War.
10. Lie alot.
11. Pass Campaign Finance Reform and take record cash donations from Foreign Govts and Billionaire Convicted Insider traders.
12. Oppose real Choice for Education..
13. Persecute the Christians.
14. Save the whales and lizards but fight for the right to kill unborn babies.
15. Sellout to Socialism and Communism..without remorse and actually brag about it.
16. Promote, fear, chaos, anarchy and hate.
17. Dont acknowledge that over 100 Million people were killed in the 20th Century by Communist/Democrat Tyrants trying to force the same system on the World the Democrats currently represent.
18. Label anyone a Neanderthal that is a minority and doesnt tow the Democratic Party Line.
19. Shout down and personally attack any news organization that doesn?t spread Democratic Propaganda.
Definitions of common terms from the Liberal Dictionary:
"Truth"- 1. Any innuendo, rumor, conspiracy theory, or Internet hysteria that is criticizes George W. Bush or the Bush Administration...2. Any criticism by a Republican with a personal agenda, or bitterness, along the same lines as #1.
"Lies"- Any evidence that refutes the "Truth".
"Lying Cons"- Anyone who says that the "Truth" is false.
"Stupid Cons"- Anyone who PROVES that the "Truth" is false.
"Halliburton"- The evil, vast, world-encompassing corporation owned by "Bush friends" that is responsible for all calamities and the fact that the socialist utopia, that is enjoyed by Europe, hasn't come to pass in America.
"fascist"- Someone who disagrees with a liberal.
"Nazi"- Someone who disagrees with a liberal AND presents evidence of their failures.
"evil Nazi"- Someone who disagrees with a liberal AND presents evidence of liberal failures AND the liberal can't refute the evidence.
"The Economy"- An effect on the United States that is completely under the control of the Presidency (such as Bill Clinton), yet Bush "decided" to ruin it to somehow "improve his re-election chances"???
"Jobless rate"- A number that will never improve, or, if it does improve, isn't "really" improving, atleast while Bush is in office.
"sell-out"- Any white male Democrat, or ANY black, woman, Hispanic, or gay who does not follow in lock-step with the Democratic Party talking points or its agenda.
"Patriot Act"- A fascist, totalitarian series of measures that will ultimately take away all of our rights....any day now....hang on....it's due any minute now...any second....hold on....any minute now....just a sec.....
"Homeland Security"- Something all liberals "support", yet they will propose nothing to cause it to actually occur.
"Iraqi dissidents"- Valiant freedom fighters who are trying to liberate their country from evil Bush oppression.
"Osama bin Laden"- On-the-run terrorist leader, who, while he is at large, is proof of Bush's failure and whose future capture will be "not that big a deal".
"racial uniters"- Democrats like Bill Clinton and Howard Dean who "talk" about improving race relations, but don't exactly "do" anything about it.
"racist"- Republicans only, including Colin Powell, Condaleeza Rice, and Clarence Thomas.
"Anti-Latino"- Racist Republicans like Pat Buchanan who speak out against pro-immigration policies.
"Pro-American worker"- Democrats and liberals who speak out against pro-immigration policies.
"rabid right-winger nutjob"- Anyone to the right of Dick Gephardt
"centrist"- Howard Dean or equivalent
"moderate"- Dennis Kucinich or equivalent
"somewhat to the left"- Fidel Castro
