So, Do You Think You're Pretty Good Looking?

by minimus 114 Replies latest jw friends

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Min,

    do they ever confuse you for a Red Hot Tomato?

  • minimus
    minimus

    No, but that picture sure makes you look like one!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    5 OUT OF 10

  • talesin
    talesin

    she ain't pretty by northern pikes

    I had two jobs, I had dishwater hands
    And on the weekend in a rock & roll band
    One Friday night in my hometown bar
    In walked a girl who looked like a movie star
    She stared at me and it was turning me on
    She said she worked in a beauty salon
    I heard a voice inside me say
    She ain't pretty she just looks that way
    We made a date to go for a drink
    I wore my jeans and she wore a mink
    There was this misconception all over town
    That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound
    She said "Take me home, there won't be no fuss"
    I said "Sure you got some change for the bus"
    Watching her leave I heard the bartender say
    "She ain't pretty she just looks that way"
    So, uh, I called her up, her father was home
    Said "She's busy she can't come to the phone"
    I held my breath, decided to wait
    A guy like me doesn't get many dates
    I fell in love with a model from hell
    It took some time for my hormones to tell
    That chasing her has been a grave mistake
    She ain't pretty she just looks that way
    Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast
    But her personality didn't have the cash
    I laughed out loud to my total dismay
    She ain't pretty she just looks that way
    She ain't pretty she just looks that way
    She ain't pretty
    She ain't pretty
    She ain't pretty
    She ain't pretty she just looks that way

    so, min, what's your definition of "pretty good looking"?

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Talesin Good one!

    Remember Trooper?

    3 Dressed Up As A 9

    Hey wait a minute
    Who do you think you are
    Comin' on, comin' on
    Like you're some kinda movie star

    Wearing twelve hundred dollars

    D'ecollet'e
    You looked a whole lot better to me
    From twenty feet away

    You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9

    You're only, wastin' my time
    A 3 dressed up as a 9, hey yeah ...
    (All dressed up but you're only a 3, a 3 dressed up as a 9)

    Socially

    You know you fit in just right
    But as for me
    I'm gonna have to pass tonight

    Well you can say what you like

    Be what you wanna be
    You can suit yourself, baby
    But you don't suit me

    You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9

    You're only, wastin' my time
    A 3 dressed up as a 9, hey yeah ...
    (All dressed up but you're only a 3, a 3 dressed up as a 9)

    Hey wait a minute

    Who do you think you are
    Comin' on, comin' on
    Just like you're some kinda movie star

    Well you can say what you like

    Be what you wanna be
    You can suit yourself baby
    But you don't suit me

    You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9

    You're only, wastin' my time
    A 3 dressed up as a 9, hey yeah ...

  • Celia
    Celia

    No, I'm not.... Actually I feel sorry for anybody who has to see me, I am the ugliest woman in the whole world....

  • zev
    zev

    i'm the bomb.

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    I have my good and bad days.... sometimes I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and I think "yikes!!" lol

    Other times expecially when my husband and I get dressed up and go out, I think I look hot. For me it just varies from day to day

    As long as my husband thinks im good looking that is pretty much all i care about.

    Doodle-V

  • minimus
    minimus

    Growed up----Is that really you?

  • talesin
    talesin

    XJW_B12

    ahhhh, Trooper, Canada's 'best party band' - lotsa good memories there. Saw them a few times at a local club "The boys in the bright white sports car, who do they think they are, and how did they get that car?"

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