Min,
do they ever confuse you for a Red Hot Tomato?
by minimus 114 Replies latest jw friends
Min,
do they ever confuse you for a Red Hot Tomato?
No, but that picture sure makes you look like one!
5 OUT OF 10
she ain't pretty by northern pikes
I had two jobs, I had dishwater hands
And on the weekend in a rock & roll band
One Friday night in my hometown bar
In walked a girl who looked like a movie star
She stared at me and it was turning me on
She said she worked in a beauty salon
I heard a voice inside me say
She ain't pretty she just looks that way
We made a date to go for a drink
I wore my jeans and she wore a mink
There was this misconception all over town
That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound
She said "Take me home, there won't be no fuss"
I said "Sure you got some change for the bus"
Watching her leave I heard the bartender say
"She ain't pretty she just looks that way"
So, uh, I called her up, her father was home
Said "She's busy she can't come to the phone"
I held my breath, decided to wait
A guy like me doesn't get many dates
I fell in love with a model from hell
It took some time for my hormones to tell
That chasing her has been a grave mistake
She ain't pretty she just looks that way
Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast
But her personality didn't have the cashI laughed out loud to my total dismay
She ain't pretty she just looks that way
She ain't pretty she just looks that way
She ain't pretty
She ain't pretty
She ain't pretty
She ain't pretty she just looks that way
so, min, what's your definition of "pretty good looking"?
Talesin Good one!
Remember Trooper?
Hey wait a minute
Who do you think you are
Comin' on, comin' on
Like you're some kinda movie star
Wearing twelve hundred dollars
D'ecollet'e
You looked a whole lot better to me
From twenty feet away
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9
You're only, wastin' my time
A 3 dressed up as a 9, hey yeah ...
(All dressed up but you're only a 3, a 3 dressed up as a 9)
Socially
You know you fit in just right
But as for me
I'm gonna have to pass tonight
Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9
You're only, wastin' my time
A 3 dressed up as a 9, hey yeah ...
(All dressed up but you're only a 3, a 3 dressed up as a 9)
Hey wait a minute
Who do you think you are
Comin' on, comin' on
Just like you're some kinda movie star
Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9
You're only, wastin' my time
A 3 dressed up as a 9, hey yeah ...
No, I'm not.... Actually I feel sorry for anybody who has to see me, I am the ugliest woman in the whole world....
i'm the bomb.
I have my good and bad days.... sometimes I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and I think "yikes!!" lol
Other times expecially when my husband and I get dressed up and go out, I think I look hot. For me it just varies from day to day
As long as my husband thinks im good looking that is pretty much all i care about.
Doodle-V
Growed up----Is that really you?
XJW_B12
ahhhh, Trooper, Canada's 'best party band' - lotsa good memories there. Saw them a few times at a local club "The boys in the bright white sports car, who do they think they are, and how did they get that car?"