Ozzie's Weekend Poll #85 and a half wit

by LittleToe 14 Replies latest jw friends

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  LittleToe

  Since Ozzie has had an accident, this weekend (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/68324/1.ashx), I thought it'd be nice to throw in an interrum poll on his behalf.

  So; regarding the polls that frequent our dear forum (Coz SImon only thinks he owns it ), do you prefer:

  1. Ozzie style "multiple choice" polls
  2. Minimus style "fluffy question" polls
  3. JCAnon style "do you believe I'm the messiah", type polls
  4. Other polls (please specify).

  Regarding the liquid refreshments, offered on Ozzie's polls, do you prefer:

  1. A nice cuppa tea
  2. A healthy sized glass of Shiraz
  3. A beer
  4. Other (please specify)

  And finally; how much do you enjoy Ozzie's polls:

  1. Couldn't get through the weekend without them
  2. Love them
  3. They're ok
  4. Mediocre, at best
  5. Hate them
  6. Better than a frontal lobotomy with a chainsaw
  7. Better than a Sunday morning at the Wt study
  8. Other (but evidently far worse, hence, please don't specify!!!)

  Get well soon, Ozzie!!!
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  LittleToe

  In answer to the foregoing:

  A - 1 (multiple choice, with perhaps a few words of explanation)

  B - 4 (Other, Guinness)

  C - 2 (Love 'em, although I rarely respond to polls, unless they really strike a chord).
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  talesin

  A) Ozzie style "multiple choice" polls

  B) It's a toss-up between

  A nice cuppa tea (orange Pekoe) and Other (please specify) Scotch, single malt, old (think 'oban')

  C) Love them, but don't often participate (been out too long, brain fog)

  tal
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  gumby

  First of all little Mr. "I'm going to steal ozzies fame, and poll while he's away and can't help his self". Just who do you think you are trying to take over for the ozmeister????? Ozzie happens to have a patent on his "polls" and doesn't take kindly to the likes of a guy like you infringin on his property.........you bastard!

  Now that I put you in your place you thread poacher.......

  His multiple questions are too hard for me and make me shake and nervous.

  Minimus is a bastard and his name shouldn't even be mentioned in this thread.

  I like when Ozzie supplies "(other") for one of the choices so when the questions are real hard, I can just make somethin up and put my answer there.

  I like it when Ozzie talks about drinking wine... cuz then I don't feel so bad about my smoking even though I know smoking is way worser

  I like it that Ozzie along with a guy named L.T. keeps the rest of us apostates 'thinking' about a spiritual life, and always keeps the other side of the coin showing for us.

  Gumby
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  LittleToe

  I'd plead guilty to all the above, but would rather take the "5th"

  Maybe I should have titled the thread "... and a half wit"
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  rocketman

  I like multi-choice because I don't have to think as hard.

  I like Pepsi as my beverage.

  I enjoy Ozz-polls; my choice in section three would fall somewhere between 'they're okay' and 'I love them'

  I must ask though in regard to both Ozz-type queries and MIni-type queries.....How do they come up with all those questions? Pretty amazing.
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  Xena

  So; regarding the polls that frequent our dear forum (Coz SImon only thinks he owns it ), do you prefer:

  1. Ozzie style "multiple choice" polls
  2. Minimus style "fluffy question" polls
  3. JCAnon style "do you believe I'm the messiah", type polls
  4. Other polls (please specify

  I like both 1 and 2 and refuse to choose between them. I'm a woman...I can do that

  Regarding the liquid refreshments, offered on Ozzie's polls, do you prefer:

  1. A nice cuppa tea
  2. A healthy sized glass of Shiraz
  3. A beer
  4. Other (please specify)

  depends on the time of day...a nice cuppa tea is good for earlier in the day....a glass of shiraz later on....rarely beer and on occassion a wee bit of drambuie over ice!

  And finally; how much do you enjoy Ozzie's polls:

  1. Couldn't get through the weekend without them
  2. Love them
  3. They're ok
  4. Mediocre, at best
  5. Hate them
  6. Better than a frontal lobotomy with a chainsaw
  7. Better than a Sunday morning at the Wt study
  8. Other (but evidently far worse, hence, please don't specify!!!)

  Love them! Sometimes I don't comment because someone has already raised their hand posted and sucked sucked sucked all the good comments up ...kinda like at the watchtowner study

  Get well soon, Ozzie!!!

  Ditto! Don't leave us here with this daft Scotsman polling us for goodness sake!
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  Joyzabel

  Why Thank you Little Toe,

  I was going to miss his poll this weekend. (Hope he's recovering just nicely and leaving the nurses alone )

  1. 1

  2. .....merlot

  3. 7

  *waving @ Ozzie

  Joy
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  kat2u

  1

  2

  3

  Hows that
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  minimus

  2 of course-----3-----and then 4!