Wouldn't this have made an awful 70's disaster movie?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the World...
Armageddon 1975
A Universal Sovereign Production
with an all star cast
Charlton Heston as Moses Elder
Faye Dunaway as Martha Elder
Jack Lemmon as Felix Pioneer
John Wayne as Dan Strong
George Burns as Jehovah God
Karen Black as Hope Eternal
Bob Hope as Nathan Knorr
Jimmy Stewart as Fred Franz
Henry Fonda as Lloyd Barry
Fred Astaire as George Gangas
Rock Hudson as Ewart Chitty
William Holden as Grant Suiter
Robert Wagner as Gerrit Losch
Gene Barry as Daniel Sydlik
Helen Reddy as Faith Strong
Danny Kaye as Martin Poetzinger
John Denver as Brother Weak
Paul Lynde as Theodore Jaracz
Jane Fonda as Sister Weak
Peter Graves as George Concerned
Eddie Albert as Charles Fekel
Robert Blake as Leo Greenlees
Linda Blair as Jenny Strong
Sean Cassidy as Billy Weak
Roy Schieder as Raymond Franz
Ann Francis as Linda Concerned
Leslie Neilson as Lyman Swingle
Carol Lynley as Donna Pioneer
Martin Milner as Mike Opposer
Roddy McDowell as Hiram Publisher
Phyllis Diller as Ann Opposer
Wilt Chamberlain as Milton Henschel
Ernest Borgnine as John Booth
Buddy Ebsen as William Jackson
Ricardo Montalban as Karl Klein
George Gobel as Albert Schroeder
Gary Coleman as Michael Jackson
Pia Zadora as Gretchen Doorslammer
Teresa Graves as Susan Study
Fernando Llamas as John Barr
Morey Amsterdam as Carey Barber
...and George Kennedy as Joe Patroni