Czar to be reinstated

by czarofmischief 42 Replies latest social humour

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  czarofmischief

  Well, I guess it's time I came clean. I've actually been seeking reinstatement for almost six months now. By getting married, I've removed the next-to-last obstacle to being a part of Jehovah's clean people once again. The facade I've been putting up while communicating on this board has been wearing a little thin, as many of you have noticed in private PM's, etc.

  The last obstacle? You guessed it guys. I can no longer hang out here - as much as I have enjoyed my association with you, you are all apostates who have turned away from the clean patterns of speech that belong to God. I pray that you will one day seek to rejoin the ranks of Jehovah's army of faithful witnesses. Before Armageddon, at least.

  On Thursday night, April 1, there will be an announcement made at the Service Meeting that I have been reinstated, but many Witnesses are already talking to me and shaking my hand, letting me know how much my return validates their trust in the Faithful Slave's directions regarding the treatment of disfellowshipped ones.

  The czarina, while a little hesitant, has agreed to support me, as well as beginning to study the Bible with my mother. She is not a big fan, but she loves me and trusts me enough to follow my guidance in this matter.

  I'm so excited to be going out in service again. I have bought a brand new bag and some comfy walking shoes in preparation for that first beautiful Saturday morning, when once again I will march forth in service to our great God.

  Thank you for your friendship, and I will be praying that you accept Jehovah's discipline and humble yourselves.

  CZAR
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  Satans little helper

  The announcement will be on April 1st? April fools day?

  Czar, I am not going to knock your choice. I personally went back to meetings and tried to get reinstated 8 years ago after a hard time so I can understand why you have done it.

  I'm sorry you have made that choice, the WTBTS are not god's true religion.

  Good luck with your life and I wish you every happiness, I just hope you do not rebound as a fundementalist and make anyone else's life miserable.

  All the best

  Steve
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  Celia

  Is this for real ? WHY ? Oh, Why ? I don't believe it, it's a joke, isn't it....
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  drwtsn32

  LOL... April 1st comes around earlier each year.
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  RunningMan

  Let's see. A guy named czar of "mischief" is going to be reinstated on April Fool's day.

  If you're going to pull a prank, you have to do a little better than this.
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  simplesally

  Hardy har har

  Czar =
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  Gozz

  Hey you spoilt it: it's under humour. The part about that first beautiful Saturday morning, when once again I will march forth in service to our great God gave me a chuckle though.
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  xjw_b12

  You're a real pinhead !
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  Xena

  I come back from vacation, and my fellow believers are entangled in the scientific wrangling that, besides boring me to tears during no less than THREE study throughs of the damnable Creation book, is ultimately besides the point of my original post!

  Farkel asked why I felt the need to try to convince others of God's existence. I don't. On another thread I was asked to provide proof for my assertion that God does exist. So I gave my proof. I knew then and know now that it won't convince anybody else - which is not important. I just was responding to the request of people I respect (Dr. Watson and rem) to provide my proof. They can do what they please with it - rationalize it, dispose of it, ignore it, whatever. Wasasister is allowed to dismiss my problems as being irrelevant, sexwithnuns can call me arrogant (tongue in cheek perhaps, or tongue in somebody's cheeks - asseater!); whatever. Don't really give a damn at this point.

  I know what I know, and can only shrug and hope that one day you also know it. Because it is really beyond anything I can explain. In that sense, I'm afraid I agree with the Calvinists. Although, perhaps, burning Servetus was slightly beyond the Christian ethic. Can we agree, LT, that that was regrettable?

  I'm done with this thread. No point even asking me anything more. Unless you promise to buy me a beer at this Aposta - debate that seems to be burgeoning at some undisclosed Scottish pub.

  Apostabaters!

  You appear to be conflicted....or do the demons take over periodically and post for you???
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  pudd

  lol crying with laughter!