The Mole

by new light 15 Replies latest jw experiences

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    ROTFLMAO, Gary

  • toreador
    toreador

    Gary, you really have an active imagination!

  • Corvin
    Corvin

    ROTF ----- @ garybuss!

    I think you might be a bit paranoid. JW's are not the only ones lacking social skills. Nest time he strikes up a conversation, direct the dialogue to a Bible theme of something . . . then you will know for sure, then you can tell him, "LEAVE ME ALONE!"

  • new light
    new light

    For anyone who cares, yes, I am paranoid, it has been confirmed. I saw the real JW yesterday while cleaning my car. It was 15 minutes before the meeting for service, and this buttoned down typical JW-type comes out of the building in full gear. He even had the bookbag on a strap that is oh-so-popular these days with the younger doomsday set. To top it off, he came back 30 minutes later followed by a car-full of dubs who took him along in their ride. I happened to see them return at 12:30 to drop him off. Ladies and gentlemen, here is your witness.

    Oh well, at least this thread got some interesting responses, and it inspired Gary to crack a good one. To all you who pegged me as the paranoid type, here's to ya!!

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    The Kinks Destroyer



    Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place
    feelin' guilty, feelin' scared, hidden cameras everywhere
    Stop! hold on. stay in control

    Girl, I want, you here with me
    but i'm really not as cool as i'd like to be
    'cause there's a red, under my bed
    and there's a little yellow man in my head
    and there's a true, blue, inside of me
    that keeps stoppin' me, touchin' ya, watchin' ya, lovin' ya

    Paranoia, need destroyer. Paranoia, they destroy ya'

    Well I fell asleep, then I woke feelin' kinda' queer
    Lola looked at me and said ooh you look so weird
    she said man, there's really something wrong with you
    one day you're gonna' self-destruct
    you're up, get down, i'll come work you out
    you get a good thing goin' then you blow yourself out

    Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. Silly boy ya' self-destroyer

    Silly boy you got so much to live for
    so much to aim for, so much to try for
    you blow it all with, paranoia
    you're so insecure you, self-destroyer

    (and it goes like this, here it goes) paranoia, they destroy ya
    (here it goes again) paranoia, they destroy ya

    Dr. Dr. help her please I know you'll understand
    there's a time device inside of me i'm a self-destructin' man
    there's a red, under my bed
    and there's a little green man in my head
    and said you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
    'cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya, in to to

    Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. paranoia, they destroy ya'

    Self-destroyer, wreck your health
    destroy friends, destroy yourself
    the time device of, self-destruction
    lies, confusion, start eruption

    (yea, it goes like this, here it goes) paranoia, they destroy ya
    (here's to paranoia) paranoia, they destroy ya
    (hey hey, here it goes) paranoia, they destroy ya
    (and it goes like this)

    paranoia, they destroy ya (and it goes like this)

    your post made me think of this song....
    Lisa
  • avishai
    avishai

    Just because your paranoid does'nt mean they are'nt out to getcha.

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