Armageddon to come next March (page 2)

Elsewhere

Ok, ok... I can settle this right now... I just asked my Magic Eight Ball and here is what I got:

Q: Will Armageddon come next March?

A: MY REPLY IS NO

So there ya have it... the world will NOT end next March.

Nathan Natas

I'm looking foward to the explanation, myself.

It's good to have intermediate term goals - in this case, we can mock the concept for a full year and then have a big no-armageddon-again apostafest to celebrate the triumph of OUR prophecy - that ARMAGEDDON WILL NEVER COME.

Elsewhere, I wouldn't be too hasty to believe the Magic-8 Ball if I were you. Did you first ask it if it would give you a truthful answer to your next question? This is important - sometimes Magic-8 Balls like to kid around and give mileading answers, but if you ask them first to be truthful, they are bound by the immutable laws of the cosmos to provide accurate information.

In fact, doing so is an EXCELLENT way to obtain reliable and authoritative answers to any manner of mystical or metaphysical inquiries, or make investment decisions!

Xena

I hope it comes on my birthday.....that would be one heck of a party!

lol it would also determine once and for all if God approves of birthday parties or not

stillajwexelder

Lets eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we are to die then

imallgrowedup

Sounds like they got a hold of some of brownboy's prophesies. According to him, it will be March 11, 2005. Where will you be on this fateful day?!

Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

growedup

P.S. Perhaps your boys' uncle IS brownboy!!! *makes sign of cross and drops to knees in fervent prayer*!

rocketman

March? Normally, the WTS says big stuff happens in October. One wonders how this guy got March. Maybe he is using Jesus' words "Pray that your flight may not occur in wintertime".

Nosferatu

I was told by one of my sons tonight when I called to check on them that their uncle (who is still a JW, they are not) had been studying the prophecies and has figured out that Armegeddon is going to come next March.

Allright. That's it.... If someone can pull that out of a storybook, I'm going to see what kind of fulfilling prophecies I can find in the lyrics of my Blue Oyster Cult albums. The songs "Old Gods Return" and "The Horsemen Arrive" should be helpful.

Valis

That would be an awesome birthday present! Thanks Jehover! *LOL*

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

franklin J

Hey Sas

this uncle cannot be too smart if he is still a JW......

Purple

But then of course no one knows the day or the hour...............................

Cool only 12 months left of ths existence. And the problem with that is?

Purple is in a blue mood and has bright pink cheeks and a fever. Yet another UPI my fourth for the year. Apparently its left over from my bout of pnuemonia and will be left with me until my body can clear it. But hey if I only have 12 months left to tlive then its full swing party mode and stuff working and uni!

Armageddon to come next March

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