The F word @#$%

by Brummie 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    THE "F" WORD:
    When is @#$% Acceptable?

    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
    been considered acceptable for use.
    They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

    10. "What the @#$% was that?"
    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    -- Custer, 1877

    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

    -- Einstein, 1938


    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

    -- Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC


    5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

    -- Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937


    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC


    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

    -- Bill Clinton, 1999

    and a drum roll............! ....


    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

    -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

    Brummie

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Here's another:

    Our niece's ex husband called her the other night, asking for her to give him a letter stating he was free to remarry. She refused (good for her) and suggested he come over and watch %her f@#& some guy. Knowing him, he was shocked by her word choice. We were howling with laughter over that one.

  • Valis
    Valis

    Naughty Northwestern Girls Giggle Giddily At The Funny F*** Phrase...*LOL*

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Xena
    Xena

    lol good ones squish!

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html

    Muwhahahahhahahahahahahaha !

    X.

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    Brummie, where have u been? LOL at all your examples, !! and Mulan, that was a good one!!

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    I closed my eyes as I read this thread, didnt want any thing to rub off on me ( lol

  • DevonMcBride
    DevonMcBride

    Thanks for sharing, they were funny.

    Devon

  • new light
    new light
    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC

    @#$%ing hilarious!!!

  • Poztate
    Poztate

    Farkel's Post.

    F@CK YOU, Watchtower LIARS and charletans. You live in your ivory towers and you dictate our lives and ruin our destinies and you don't give a rat. F@CK YOU, Watchtower liars!

    I know the anger in me sometimes comes to a boiling point.It is a great relief to let it go and sometimes this way expresses it best.

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