My ex just rang me up

by Pleasuredome 24 Replies latest social humour

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    Couldnt believe my luck. Thought id never hear from her again, she was one fit girl who went like a train. a proper good time girl!! Anyway we had a long chat, We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
    "Wow!", I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
    "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
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    .... well, i hung up.

  • Valis
    Valis

    *LOL* pd...doh!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    Alright Pleasuredome!! Hope it your rekindling creates some awesome times!!

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    so naughty tsk tsk! LoL

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    nevermind sassy... lol. glad you got it valis, haha.

  • Xena
    Xena

    PIG

  • codeblue
    codeblue

    Please keep us informed....this is better than TV!

  • nilfun
    nilfun
    She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!


    This is obviously a joke.

  • happehanna
    happehanna

    jokes and humour!!

    actually it was very funny.............

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    ...or is it??

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