The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???

Sparks

Hi Gang,
Over here in England it`s mid-Sunday afternoon.Following the meeting,
every Sunday, several witnesses go out Bible bashin`;Just a few minutes
ago there was a knock on my door.On opening it,I was confronted by two
witnesses I know from my old congregation, which I haven`t attended for
a kew years now.One was a middle-aged old-bag who`s an Elder`s wife.She`s
short and fat, bit like a female version of Luciano Pavarotti... her butt
starts at the back of her neck...[she would make a great burglar, as her
arse would rub-out her foot-prints..!!!].She had her best sickly-sweet
Kingdom Hall smile on, which you know will dissapear instantly the
moment you turn your back.But if you quickly swing back around on her,
it flashs back at lightning-speed. Once I saw her off guard; She has
a face like a Bull dog lickin` piss off a stinging-nettle..!
Brother Brown-Nose standing beside her, is in his very early twenties,
he`s very tall and skinny,[ he has to run around the shower to get wet!]
It came as no suprize he was working with her; he`s obviously not changed,
Still arse-lickin` his way to the top as usal. He`s probably out to be
the next C.O. Then up the ladder to Distric Overseer;on to the Governing
body then on to ? (God..???)
He handed me a small leaflet, inviting me to the memorial.Yeah-right...
I can just see myself returning there.Apart from any-thing else, I can
clearly remember him saying to me when I was a witness; " I can`t stand
the way these people only turn-up for the memorial,C.Os visit and wed-
dings"...he had real detestment and hatred in the voise.
I politely took the leaflet from him and said I`d like to have a chat
with him some-time.To which he quickly made arrangments to call back
later this evening.Great! I`ve a couple of hours the prepair how to
REALLY sock-it to them....
I may open by saying;- My witness perants from the late 50`s would
always tell me how they looked forward to the assemblies when " New
Truth`s" would come out in the main public talks on Sunday afternoon,
or in a new book release.Or getting all excited about a " New under-
standing"..." New Light". Once they studied the new Watchtower on the
new understanding, the old DOCTRINE would become " old light".
I was taught that Jehovah God is perfect.So obviously His Holy Spirit
must also be perfect as it`s part of Him and from Him.And God can not
lie.Also I was taught that ALL Watchtower publictions are writen by
the Faithful Discreet Slave class ( food at the proper time) who are
guided by Jehovah God, by His Holy Spirit.....
So how can God`s Holy Spirt keep stateing some-thing, then a few years
later, change or reverse it? that`s lying... (Generation/organ trans-
plants and hundreds of others.WHOLE books are now "old light").MANY
people have died following old doctrines....old light.
Well that`s just my idea.What would YOU say? I will ask them for you
and return with their answer a little later. Any idea`s ????
Love to all here. Sparks

kls

Well i got a good picture in my head what they look like lol. Maybe just tell them what you said on here, i am sure they will leave rather quick. Running around the shower to get wet, her butt starts at the back of her neck. Oh my god the pictures in my head won't go away

Mulan

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/68721/1.ashx

Read the above thread. Chris and Nina handled the elders really well. It will give you a few tips. He won't come alone.

TonyT

" her butt starts at the back of her neck...[she would make a great burglar, as her
arse would rub-out her foot-prints..!!!]."

ROFLMAO- Thats hilarious!!!!

Mary

You could try getting them on today's Watchtower study. It says how Jehovah "revealed" to a group in the late 1800s how "1914 was the beginning of The End of this Wicked System of Things." They'll heartedly agree with that. I would then ask them how that could possibly be, as Brother Rutherford didn't change this "truth" until the 1920s. Up until then, the Bible Students firmly believed that The End started in 1799. They certainly never believed that 1914 was the beginning, all of Brother Russell's books clearly show they believed it to be The End.

I'd then ask them about 607 BCE. Most Witnesses aren't even aware this this is a false date. If you can show them that Jerusalem was actually destroyed in 586 BCE, you'll see the wheels within their heads start turning as that brings into question, the whole frigging religion.

Check this out: http://www.geocities.com/jbaixeras/1914.htm

Good luck and let us know what happens!!

Sparks

Thanx Guy`s. I`ve just read cruzanheart`s thread, I`ll definately mention about not feeling my daughter`s safe at the KH. The main reason I left was coz of that BBC Panarama program.

Hi Mary, yes I like that about 607BCE also. It was one of the first things I looked into.Nice to hear from you again, it`s been a while. I hope your keeping well.

tony T; Oh another nut-case a !! glad your in the club.Youv`e gota great sence of humour...(..by the way, I was being serious!!)

Sparks

Hi Mary,
Apart from you and just three other posters, it really wasn`t
worth the time and effot posting a thread here..
Where the hell is every-one? It`s like a bloody morgue here! I`ve been
looking around, and it seems to me that people are more intrested in
starting their own thread than chatting and sharing their thoughts,
feelings and opinions. How differant it is to when you and I came on
here a year ago! ( your 6 months my senior).
Any-way Mary, Brown-Nose came back at 8 o`clock with another Elder.
It was electric!!!!!!!!!!. Yes, I did tell them about what you said,
and even gave them a CD Rom of Compton`s Encyclopaedia to keep, so they
could look up 607BCE as well.( From their face`s/ body lanugage, I bet
they threw it in the nearest litter bin...Apostate meterial!! I really
must stop giving things away.).I could sit here all night taking about
it all, But I`m not sure you will even read this quick note.So I`ll
just say " nite-nite" and piss-off ! Thanxxx again Mary. Love Sparks
Many thanks to the others also, I did use your info.

Quotes

Hi Sparks,

Sorry I'm coming to the party late here. Sounds like you did fine, though.

My only suggestion would have been to attempt to video/audio record the conversation. It is always good for a laugh, and you can usually catch them in lies without too much trouble, and then you have the proof they are liars.

Before giving them the CD-ROM, you should have used the tactic they use when dispensing literature: "We will happily give this to you if you will read it. If you are not going to read it, please don't take it just to make me happy. I would rather give it to someone who really thirsts for truth and will read it."

Maverick

Sparks your a riot! Buy a fish that is marked down in price because it is going rotten, put it in the freezer,( you guys got that ice problem licked by now right?). The next time the duds come, slip the fish in their bag, or walk out to their car and flip the thing on the car floor in the back seat. They'll thank you later! Maverick

Sparks

Hi Quotes.!!! God it`s GREAT to hear from you man ! I`ve really missed you and Beans.Your my Hero .. !!! .I`ll never forget that great thread you started a year ago " e-mail from a Wannbe JW" that was so shit hot.When ever I get a bit fed-up, or need some great reading, a laugh etc...I get out my floppy-disc and read your posts. I`m also sorry you didn`t get here earlier, I would have REALLY loved a post from you...! Hows Beans?????

Maverick ; LOVE IT...LOVE IT...LOVE IT !!!!!! What`s the best fish to use? Kippers?

The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???

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