That most puzzlin' species called Women, or Ladies if you prefer ..... (page 2)

blueyes

I believe I may have met a few of those test subjects. Excuse me while I go and remove some splinters.

hillary_step

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

You mean Keith Richards?

HS

Billygoat

ROTFLMAO@Patio!!!!!!!!

You are too funny!

Celtic

Oh my giddy aunt!! Thats one of the funniest things I've ever read here.

Snorkles a cackle .......

bisous

women........... we are a mysterious conundrum......... intriguing enough to puzzle a Celt................ get over, relax and enjoy the ride my man. Not many better ones on the planet.

FlyingHighNow

This is my problem see. I love her breasts but her hips are too big. I love her ass, but shes too plump. I love her goofiness but not her irritableness. I love her spine and tickling with my tongue the hair there up there of, but shes a wild unruly spirit and so unappreciative.
Where the hec is a nice lady bundled up all good in one package, where the ruddy hec is the soul mate?

Celtic, if you are looking for a bedmate, maybe you're going to care about things like breast size in proportion to @$$size. I can tell you from experience that when you find your soulmate, physical perfection is the last thing you are going to care about. When you find that one person that you have an unmatchable, profound, earthmoving, spiritual, emotional as well as physical connection with, she's probably going to look different from anything you could have dreamed up. She will be attractive to you. You aren't going to care whether anyone else on earth thinks she is attractive or not. Finding your soulmate is going to be so much more mindblowing than anything your imagination can conjure up.

I found my soulmate when I least expected it. Had given up on the idea it would ever happen. He is some of the things I thought I wanted. He is a lot more than the things I wanted. He is things I didn't even know I needed. Our connection is so strong and so profound that I get dizzy from it sometimes.This is not a new relationship either. He is the closest friend I have ever had. I didn't know men and women could share such a friendship.

Don't miss YOUR soulmate like someone misses the forest when looking at the trees. Maybe your soulmate isn't going to look like you think she will.

Flyin'

Purple

Mate get yourself an aussie shelia! Great knockers, will throw back a beer or two with ya, keep up with the best of what man has to offer then knock your socks off in other areas. Ya just havent met the right broad yet mate. Men are just as much of a puzzlement to women although why you choose to just look at the physical aspect gets me. Looks fade, things sag and age and gravity get us all. What your left with is a person.

Today I worked with a lady who had been married for 59 years and then had to leave her husband. Now imagine starting life again at the age of 81! She said the same thing. She was rather a looker in her hey day, and she thought all the fellows chased her becuase of her looks. She said when they were gone the husband looked elsewhere and finally last year she gave up and moved on. Made me think more about what attracts me to someone and vice versa. The guy I like I think is great but maybe who knows what others think of him. I dont care, I like him and if nothing else I will always have a good friend and they are hard to find.

So you concentrate on the fat butt and think that she would be perfect if only...well maybe she is thinking the same thing about you so looks elsewhere. However if you did actually meet and get over your predjudice you might have found your soul mate in someone you may never have looked at twice. Get over yourself mate and just get to know people. Stop judging a person by their looks and get to know the person. More importantly let people get to know the real you. Become friends first and forget about what a person looks like. No one can help how they look unless of course its all plastic. So she has a fat arse who cares, she likes spending time with you and your small you know what.

Englishman

Mate get yourself an aussie shelia! Great knockers, will throw back a beer or two with ya, keep up with the best of what man has to offer then knock your socks off in other areas.

Pfft! Aussie women are mostly built like whippets except for the fat ones, but fat or thin they're mostly all flat-chested.

Anyone who doubts this can take a stroll down London's Earls Court Road and see for themselves. Scrawny Aussie birds who for some reason are attracted to the area. Ye gods, there's more Aussies than Brits there!

Englishman.

FlyingHighNow

I don't know what Aussie women in England look like but I recall Rachel Griffiths and Toni Collette being drop dead sexy in Muriel's Wedding.Especially were they when they portrayed ABBA at the talent show while on holiday. Rachel isn't flat chested. I don't think I've ever seen a smile that rivals the one Toni has on her face when she's walking down the aisle. Nicole Kidman is on the thin side; but a lot of men here in the USA sure are crazy about her.

Flyin'

Maverick

Most of the Aussie women I met looked like the farm girl in Kangaroo Jack! Rememder guys the two spokesmen for Australia, Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan, both married American's!

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