A Woman's Flaw

Tatiana

"There's one flaw in women,"

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic; have over 200 movable parts, all
replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers; have a lap
that can hold four children at one time; have a kiss that can cure
anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do
everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for
one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals herself
when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her
so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made
her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and
negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told
you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's
the tear for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They
smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They
fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the
doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry
when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their
hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family
member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength
left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken
heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about
you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning! They
bring joy and hope. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget
their worth!!

(amen)....remind the important women in your lives how much they truly are worth...because until there is "balance" in this world, things will never be "right."

Nosferatu

remind the important women in your lives how much they truly are worth

Good idea! I'm gonna go home and li#%@#$%*&@#$@for two hours

funkyderek

Adam saw the above spec and was delighted.

"How much will one of those cost?" he asked God.

"An arm and a leg," God replied.

"Hmmm," pondered Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"

LittleToe

LOL @ Derek.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

And they wonder why us guys are confused

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

Strange. Most of the women folk I know enjoy a good funeral, more than a wedding.
Maybe it's got something to do with pain beginning and ending

However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget their worth!!

True - hear, hear!

(amen)....remind the important women in your lives how much they truly are worth...because until there is "balance" in this world, things will never be "right."

Agreed. Balance in all things, and it cuts both ways

Futher Mucking Male

Celtic

Aye bunch of lovable balmpots, where would we be without you?

I'd have no one to give flowers to for starters.

Celt

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Thank you, dear.

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