JWs think they have the best of everything-----the best friends, the best workers, the best lovers, the best everything. And what's your opinion on that?
Do JWs Have A Better Love Life Than "Worldly" People???
by minimus 16 Replies latest jw friends
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dottie
I think that they feel the need to "portray" the best of everything...after all isn't that what good Christians do??
No one knows what goes on behind closed doors. Take my fiance's family for example. His dad was an elder, they all portrayed the perfect family...but...the children were getting hit alot for disobedience or acting up at meetings and then the unthinkable happened...
The oldest daughter gets pregnant by a "worldly" guy!
They want it to seem like they have the best, but you know what...they don't.
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sandy
I too know of many families such as described above. A friend of mine, her father was an elder for at
least seven years (If I remember correctly) before they finally decided to ask him to step down. He
couldn't keep from beating his wife and kids.
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FMZ
WARNING: This post is R rated...
Does a bear defecate in an area of many trees? (Does it sh*t in da woods)
Witnesses: missionary, woman-on-top is a conscience matter
"Worldly": missionary, woman-on-top, doggie style, from behind, from the side, masturbation, oral sex, 69, standing up, sitting down, "flight of the butterfly", the whole Kama Sutra, with-sheep, without-sheep (conscience matter?), licking honey from lover's nipple, massage, quicky, slowy, mediumy, night-long romp, 69, t*t-f**k, cucumber, off the side of the bed, off the bed, on the floor, on the table, in the bathtub, the infamous "slim-dicky swizzler", finger, toe, camel-toe, hump, dry hump, wet-hump, 69, 69, so slow you fall asleep, "the one with the flick" (a la Jerry Seinfeld), on a desk, 69, orgy, loving, controlling, commanding, S+M, roleplaying, and finally....... you guessed it... 69.
Did I miss anything Xena? lol
Futher Mucking Futher Mucker
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itsallgoodnow
best friends - no - you need to watch your back with everything
best workers - don't think so, won't work late could miss a meeting. but they think nobody but them is capable of being honest
best lovers - not feeling too great about all the stress on headship and submission, so I can't see how that could work.
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baysixforme
"slim dickey swizzler"?
Call me naive.... but what is that?
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Insomniac
Sorry, baysix. I thought I was pretty up-to-date, but I don't think I've ever had a slim dickie swizzler; have no idea what it is.
I also am not familiar with Witness sex-never married one, so how could I be? But I have a lot more fun with my "worldly" boyfriend than I did on chaperoned dates with Witness boys.
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FlyingHighNow
Does a chicken have lips?
Flyin'
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minimus
Since JWs have such restrictions in just about everything------they don't know how to love better than anyone else. They're social retards and simply embarrasing misfits!
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TonyT
How good can it be with the elders acting as referees to make sure that no rules are broken.