YOOOOOUUUU WHHHOOOOO SHOTGUN!!

by Sassy 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    Shotgun posted today that he ran out of posts..

    Damn.....my topic posting limit is up..should have left the Brass Monkey"s balls alone today!

    sooooo.. now is a good time to gossup about Shotgun.... we know he can take it!!!!

    Starting first.. I don't think he is really out of posts, but rather up to NO GOOD...

    after all my spy camera caught him doing this???

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Yikes!!! We gotta rescue Rabbit!! How dare Shotgun take that out on a fellow JWDer.....

  • joenobody
    joenobody

    I personally can't wait for Shotgun's part 4... I am dying to read it.

  • Valis
    Valis

    shotgun is a bastard...is all I one has to say..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    Sassy -

    You's in biiiiiiiiig trouble now! Not only is he probably going to call you a "yellow bellied varmit," but you posted a picture of him trying to kill a wabbit out of season!! Well.... at least, that's what Daffy says.....

    growedup

    P.S. Shotgun - if yer reeeeeeeeeeeal nice to me, you can forward Part 4 to my e-mail account and I'll post it for you. It'll save my bum from sitting all day on the edge of my seat waiting for it!!!

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    I think Shotgun used up all of his post on purpose . The reason: He just wanted an excuse to go back to the meetings, and hang out with Brother A.

    Shotgun has seen the errors of his ways, freely admitting and kissing the hindquarters of Brother A, begging for forgiveness for being lead astray by us here at JWD.

    *Dede who hopes Shotgun doesnt get his posting limits back too soon* hehehehe

    Well hopefully this keeps you entertained Shotgun for awhile,,,,,,,

  • Sassy
    Sassy
    You's in biiiiiiiiig trouble now!

    Who me??? I am INNOCENT!!!

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    Sassy.....

    Who me??? I am INNOCENT!!!

    Uhhhhhh............ yeah. Tell it to Martha Stewart!

    growedup

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    Hey...........Martha Stewart I am not!!!

    Now back to the juicy stuff about shotgun!!

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Leolaia:

    Yikes!!! We gotta rescue Rabbit!! How dare Shotgun take that out on a fellow JWDer.....

    Weally now boy' n' gurls, h-a-a-a-y-e-l-p...! Pw-ease put down thet nasty saw...Brudder Gun...purdy pw-ease...?

    Imallgrownup:

    Sassy -

    You's in biiiiiiiiig trouble now! Not only is he probably going to call you a "yellow bellied varmit," but you posted a picture of him trying to kill a wabbit out of season!! Well.... at least, that's what Daffy says.....

    Growdup, just who's side are ya' on, Missy? Don'tcha like furry lil' bunny wabbits...? All soft n' warm...?

    Sassy my fw-end, Thank ya' sweetheart...ah' preciate ya' bringin this arful situation to me attention. He musta' drugged me carrots. Don't let bein' called a "no good fer nuthin', low down...yellow bellied varmit," by a sawed-off runt -- bother ya gurl. Ya' done good...ah' am fo'ever in yor debt...! Ah can tell ya' weally do luv wabbits...!

    And Wabbits luves Sassys, too!

    Brodder Mr. Gun, How cum's ya' bein' so nasty, anyways...? Ever since ya' took thet nasty ole' double-barrel outa ma' face - in thet avatar of yors, I thought ya' wasn't gonna be huntin' us wabbits no more... huh ...?

    Ya' gave up thet gun...and took up the saw! Yeck!

    Besides, even Daffy knows there no such thang as "Bunny 'sawln' season."

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