I thought this was pretty cool...

by FirstInLine 14 Replies latest social relationships

  • FirstInLine
    FirstInLine

    About 4 days ago I am leaving my driveway to go to the gym. Its about 11:30 PM. I have a long driveway that two other houses share. I live on a narrow rundown dark street (its kind of ghetto). So I come to the end of the driveway and I see lights coming from the right. This big SUV comes by at about 40 and honks at me. posted limit is 25 and even that is alot for the street.

    Im like "WTF." This asshole is driving like a maniac, disrespecting my neighboorhood and then honks at me, further disrespecting the hood. So I realize quite quick that he isnt from there. I am going his way. So at the stop sign a couple hundreds yards down he pauses before pulling out into traffice when it is relatively clear. So I honked at him. At the top of the hill I pull out to the right to get on the freeway and I am looking over into the SUV. Its like 4 or 5 punk kids about 17, they have the loser look. Theyre all giving me looks, the taunting smile shit. So as I pull onto the freeway I see one flip me off.

    So this is where I have to make a decision. Do I stop, back up on the on ramp and pursue? No because they could get away anyway and I would look dumb if they do. So I go two exits to the gym and I ask myself when I get to my exit "Do I give a shit? Yeah, I do." So I turn around I head to the next exit. I scan as I drive up the main drag. I dont see them, as I expect not to. I turn left to the other drag. I go to a major shopping center and scan the lot. Its big, but they werent their. I check the food plaza across from there. Not there. I complete the circle of that portion of town.

    They were in the left lane so that narrowed down the my possibilities if they lived in the area. I figured that they were probably in my hood to buy drugs and lived close. So that still gave me a good chance of finding them at a house although not that good. I pulled into the first neighborhood. I just stuck to the main street running through it. It was an afluent neighborhood. I went about 6 blocks and came to the end. I decided to check some side streets. I go about 3 blocks. I finally see an SUV that fits the description. I roll by. It had the same tan trim and was an explorer of the same series. I park. I get out and walk up to it. It had been 15 minutes or so since I saw them driving and it was only about a 2.5 mile drive for them. So the engine wouldnt be that hot but probably still warm.

    I checked the discs for heat to see if it had been drivin in the last few minutes. They were air temp. I felt under the wheel well for engine radiation. A slight detection of heat. I listen. I hear radiator fluid sounds. Bingo. It had the shitty teenage stickers on it. This was them. I know where they live.

    I felt so good finding them. It was midnight so I wasnt going to raise hell in the neighborhood but I drove by a few times slowly but at about 4000 rpms and I have a loud car, if they were watching they would know it was me, my car is recognizable.

    I really wanted to find them. I really did. I didnt think I would but wow. Now I know where they live. I cant stand rich little shits that have no respect for anything. Im gonna go back there on my next day off.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    What's the pretty cool part?

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    What do you plan on doing when you go back?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    lol... I think the revved engine will screw with their heads...

    "OMG... the getto guy knows where I live!!!"

    lmao

  • FirstInLine
    FirstInLine

    Nilfun,

    Actually I feel satisfied knowing where they live. I have done things like this before where people have flipped me off and I didnt even do anything. So I got into my car and followed them to their house and then got out and let them know hey "Whats the matter with you?" and never heard from them again.

    I wouldnt really have to do anything I dont think because kids are not so brave when they have nowhere to run. I suppose seeing their fear and then giving one of them a back of the hand to the face followed by a "Whats the matter with you?" would do it.

    And elsewhere, I wasnt revving my engine so much as just driving by so they could maybe hear I was out there. Its about all I could do though other than vandalize their car because I had no way of knowing which house was their's.

    Of course I realize if I were more mature I wouldnt have let it bother me but if anyone is going to be a huge dick on my street its going to be me not some punk from another block.

  • avishai
    avishai
    And elsewhere, I wasnt revving my engine so much as just driving by so they could maybe hear I was out there. Its about all I could do though other than vandalize their car because I had no way of knowing which house was their's.

    Do they live with their parents? You could inform them that they were nearly killing people, thereby raising the folks ins. liability. Or park and wait for them to F up, and call the police.

  • FirstInLine
    FirstInLine

    Avishai,

    As I said Im not that mature.

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    you know what i'd do? i'd wait until they left the suv parked unlocked. then i'd sneakly go inside it, and you know the light next to the rear view mirror? i'd switch it on! yeah!! and in a few hours i'd think they'll have a pretty flat battery! that'll show them!

  • heathen
    heathen

    I just hate that , when somebody does something stupid and then feels they need to flip off others for no reason . What to do now that you found their home is a different story . You could always get their phone number from the house address and make a creepy phone call . That's if they are in the book . or print up a creepy flyer and leave on the windshield . hmmmmmmmm this could be interesting .

  • avishai
    avishai

    In that case, limburger on the engine block is quite a joy.

    I am not in anyway , shape or form advocating that behavior.

    Or, leaving a sugar trail by the gas tank, but not actually putting any in. They'll likely have the whole tank removed, with no harm done, but the'll think it was done.

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