alien attack (page 2)

peacefulpete

See a doctor.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

dizzy,

You believe in god? That might be a good starting point for an adequately qualified pyschologist with assessment for your 'problem'. Though I feel things jumping on you in bed during the night is of little consequence - happens to a lot of people quite often, even though they most likely welcome it if it is from someone they know.

Trouble with black helicopters? How? Difficulty in gaining permission to land it in your yard? You don't like the colour?

In my most learned opinion, your problem rests with the non human creature you spotted in the rear of a car. The description would quite ably fit any number of posters here - remember, most are apostates, and are capable of the most dastardly deeds, including the skill of being able to transforming themselves into something resembling a decent human being. Most times they are as you described. It was more than likely that apostate gumby, or maybe even elsewhere.

In the meantime, I suggest you quit drinking excessive amounts of alcohol whilst tripping on LSD - it is not a wholsome mix - especially for someone who believes in god.

cheeses. Disclaimer. The medical advice offered here is of a non professional nature and further consultation should be sought with a qualified mental health practitioner.

SYN

Why does exciting stuff like this never happen to me?

About the only thing that's ever jumped on me in the night is a cat.

Let's not kid ourselves, I did sh*t myself at the time The lady lying next to me in the bed was talking about my un-manly YELP for days and days...

Nadsam

LOL , SYN very nice !

NewSense

Dizardsdreams (or should I call you "dipshit-dreams"?)

Frankly, I am not at all amused by your posting; in fact, it ticks me off to see you wasting bandwith space - not to mention our time - with your inane tripe. I don't believe a word you say. You are either making a lame attempt at fooling around, or else you are totally insane. If you are insane, then I recommend immediate admission into the closest psychiatric facility. On the other hand, if you are making some dumb-assed attempt to yank our chains, I would ask you to kindly cease and desist. Also, I wonder what your native language is; it most assuredly cannot be English. If this is the case, then I do esteem that you should compose your posts in your own language. If you were to write in a language other than English; believe me, would would understand it as much, or even more, than your piss-poor English. Si le francais est bel et bien votre langue maternelle, alors je vous demanderais de bien vouloir ecrire en francais. Comme ca, on vous comprendrait mieux que si vous ecrviez en anglais.

In you brief posting, you make about thirty or more errors. Here's a list which is by no means exhaustive. You write "none human" for "non-human" (By the way, your vision of the *non-human* creature staring at you from the back of a car is a scene taken directly out of a movie I saw years ago. It was called "Flatliners." Your "vision" is not at all original; it's from a movie. So, either you cannot tell the difference between a movie and reality, or else you are plagiarizing - you are stealing someone else's ideas. In any case, it makes all of what you say to be garbage). You write: "I slapped what I saw in a photo." Don't you mean: "I *snapped* what I saw in a photo"? And by the way, I find it a strange coincidence indeed that you just so happened to be in possession of a camera at that crucial moment, and that you had the presence of mind to "snap" a photo. Also, your camera must be quite a special one to be able to take pictures through the glare of a windscreen's glass.

You write "carnt" for "can't"; "minuites" for "minutes"; "sprong" for "sprang"; "causeing" for "causing" "matress" for "mattress"; "meat" for "meet" (you do that twice, you moron); "arch angle" for "archangel"; "exectly" for "exactly"; "concious" for "conscious"; "nackered" for "nacked" ?; "mat" for "matte"; "where" for "were"; "fingd" for "find"; "madalion" for "medallion"; and "rode" for "rude."

You write: [ I typed in black helicopters.] It should be:[ I typed in "black helicopters."] Also, you should have put "What the hell is going on now" in quotes. Whenever you quote someone's words or thoughts - even your own words or thoughts - while narrating a story, you have to use quotation marks.

I don't know what your problem is - that is to say, what problem you have in addition to your other problem of not being able to write English worth a good tinker's damn - but I once again ask you to avail yourself of professional psychiatric care or stop making such inept and childish attempts to be humorous. You are just wasting people's time in a disgraceful manner.

avengers

I don't know what your problem is - that is to say, what problem you have in addition to your other problem of not being able to write English worth a good tinker's damn

What does "your inane tripe" mean?

ball.

OK, I am an alien skeptic, but once had a strange experience which you may be interested in. I have no explanation for the experience.

Let me first say that at the time, I was a Jehovahs Witness and had no experience of drink or drugs and was clear minded, not stressed or suffering any mental problems what so ever.

I was asleep, when suddenly I was pulled out of the bed bolt upright with my eyes wide open. The room was filled with white light. I could see nothing but white light in front of me. Then, out of my control, my brain started a search of my entire history, it was accompanied by that feeling of trying to remember something, but the result was like a "scan" of my brain - a bit like a hard disk checking itself. I guess this is what people mean when they say "their life flashed before their eyes". When it finished, I was exhausted. It took enormous energy to scan my entire brain. The white light went and I fell back into the bed fast asleep.

In the morning I remembered it in every detail but tried to dismiss it as a dream, but the experience was so abnormal I have never forgotten it.

dizardsdreams

Good morning,I am sorry I have upset some of you,and there was a time when I would never believe such things,and as such can understand such disbelief.

The idea with the headphones is a well thought out logical explanation.It was a talk radio program without music,and If I was in some altered state,I could here clearly the bloke speaking,it was a bloke called dot who does a radio show sometimes on the bbc 5 live Through the night

This is my url www.shitemployers.uk.ro

Check the rsi art work page,at the bottom is the alien type creature I saw.

I was felt unable to hold a pen for ten years due to rsi and you may think that my website may be a bit hostile but it was the only outlet I have for such anger...and yes I know,do not get heated up and other such wise biblical texts ,but no matter how you speek the truth you still get shafted.

As regards how come such stuff never happens to me...believe me it is nothing you would wish for.

I have a strong belief in God and the desire for truth and justice and it would not suprise me that they are many people in mad houses because their reality has broken down and what they thought was life isnt .

I seldom drink and only red wine in moderation,I do not do drugs.

On the black helicopter front you are right in that they did to my knowledge nothing harmfull as such.

It is the anaminity of there behaviour and what seems over the top show of response.This was a two blade rotar type,big,high tec bit of kit and was flying very very low.The fact that I couldnt even see in due to the blacked out windows is auspicious.One website about black helicopters that seemed to be wanting to put fear into people I emailed them my experiance,the response back ws to leave all my possessions and run for the hills,a case of more fear.

Do not live in fear says the bible,easier said then done

It may also be that they are the good guys...I really do not know.

As regards using up bandwidth with my words I lost people who I thought were friends over this,is it fear that what I am saying could be the truth...or that they just think I am an idiot?

the dizardsdreams bit comes from the word dizards or dissards?I do not know how to spell it only how to say it,where as it come from,oh dear....that would stretch your belief in my words even further :)

dizardsdreams

"I slapped what I saw in a photo"?

I slapped what I saw in a picture is what I said(that I painted)

I am a poor speller and have poor english skills....the point been?

I am sorry that I am not perfect but your effort in trying to be clever has shown you unable to even quote what I said,they are many other errors in your statement,I never said I took a picture with a camera...what are you on about?We both posted late(well I did anyway)Maybe I wrote with as much haste as you read it.I wish not to argue with you or upset you further so Iwill not respond to your hostility any further,the truth comes out in the end,and what ever this strange thing called life is you will know that what I have said will be known to you as the truth,be it in the resurrection,next life,after death or what ever your belief

xjw_b12

YUP It's a full moon.

Dream guy, What is the tie in with JWs here. Got something to relate with us.

Syn:

About the only thing that's ever jumped on me in the night is a cat.

Up here we call them pussies, and that's a great thing.

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