Top Ten: Stuff Bad Witnesses Do at Assemblies (page 2)

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Section 2b (Worldly)

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Puternut

* Tell everyone in the audience, that the people in the Drama aren't wearing undies.

* Hold up a Playboy Centerfold, while the CO is given his manuscript talk.

* Put blue dye in the baptismal pool.

* Chew massive amounts of bubble gum, and leave it on the seats.

* During the song, put your hand over your heart.

* Walk over to the contibution box, and put your pop can in it.

* Slice the tires of the people in wheel chairs. Telling them if you really believed in Jehover you would be walking.

Gadget

Stay up all night the night before and spend all day talking to the bored attendants guarding the fire exits so you stay awake.(Sunderland 1993)

Sneak off to the pub just after the openning prayer, and return just before the closing prayer barely able to stand.(Gateshead 1995)

Go to McDonalds during the sessions and return with your McFlurry to eat in your seat in full view.(Manchester 2002)

Skive the afternoon session to go and 'fornicate' with your Girlfriend. (Newcastle 2002)

Ride your motorcycle to the convention, park next to the main door so that all inside can appreciate the open pipes during the opeening prayer. (Newcastle 2003)

Wheelie away from the assembly on above mentioned motorcycle. (Newcastle 2003)

Skive the Sunday afternoon to beat the traffic on the 2-3hr drive home. (Edinburgh 1998)

Skive the session to sunbathe on the grass hill in the car park, ignore the attendents requests to return to the sessions, then have an announcement made from the platform asking delegates not to sunbathe during the sessions. (Gateshead 1995)

Leave the arena during dinnertime to attend Wiccan ritual, then return in time for afternoon session. (Newcastle 2003)

asleif_dufansdottir

Skive the afternoon session to go and 'fornicate' with your husband. (Lincoln, NE 1987) (Lincoln, NE 1988) (Lincoln, NE 1989)...

greven

Save seats using inflatable sex dummies.

Redecorate the interior toilet rooms with hustler pics.

Greven

tazmaniac

#119 Put ice cubes in the water just before the females get baptized........ those would be some good points made during the assembly. A crushed viagra in the coke can of one of the baptizers would make the event extra special.

Sirona

Gadget you ROCK!