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If The Watchtower Allowed You To Ask A Question From Readers......
by minimus 61 Replies latest jw friends
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proandcon
QFR:
Because there are so many dysfunctional elders and ms, is the holy spirit REALLY involved in selecting them?
Why does the Society allow rogue CO's to wreck people's lives?
If love is such an important quality, why are there no boxes on the monthly report slip to incliude.."random acts of loving kindness" (even if no one else sees them?)?
Is the door to door work really ineffective?
Who really owns the KH?
Do JW's really care about "Caesar's laws" (or do they adhere to them only when it's convenient)?
Why is the Memorial ritual so legalistic? Why isn' the love shown by Jesus the focus of the occasion?
many, many others...
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Valis
Do congregation elders get special training in order to properly deal with emotional issues of the flock?
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gumby
"If someone doesn't want to be a Jehovahs Witness any longer, should they be shunned by others"?
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Gopher
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on the driveway?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom
fighter fight?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on
the door?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
What do chickens think we taste like?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what
happens?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you
transport something by ship its called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? -
gumby
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Holy Jeeeeeeeeesus!!!!!
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shotgun
at the last posts
Why does Paul not mention the Governing body in Galations saying that he was directed solely by Jesus and Holy spirit?
If the annointed must have proved themselves spotless and unblemished at death to be ressurected immedietly to heaven did C.T Russell and J.F Rutherford have to serve time in Tartarus or purgatory before going to heaven? (Tongue in cheek)
If Jehovah instilled in all life forms the instinctive qualities they have at creation did birds and insects migrate halfway around the world before the flood when the earth was an entirely tropicical? Butterflies to Mexico and Artic terns to Antartica for example.
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shotgun
Oh one last one.
In paradise will people fart?
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minimus
Has the Great Tribulation started yet??? What is an NGO?
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pc
WHERE IS THE LOVE?