A flute, with no holes, is not a flute. A donut, without a hole, is a danish. -Chevy Chase in Caddy Shack
Ok seriously, I'll post some when it comes to me.
"It is not so much that you use your mind wrongly--you usually don't use it at all. It uses you. This is the disease."--Eckhart Tolle, The Power of Now
If a man does his best, what else is there? -General George S Patton
The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Bach, Mozart settled down day after day to the job at hand with as much regularity as an accountant settles down each day to his figures. They didn't waste time waiting for inspiration -E Newman
Nothing can stop a man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude -W.W.Ziege
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain -Dolly Parton
Courgage is not hte absence of fear; rather it is the ability to take action in the face of fear -Nancy Anderson
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot. Balzac
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter. Thomas McGuane
I belong to Bridegroom's Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat, fuzzy slippers, and curlers to burn my toast. Dick Martin
When a woman behaves like a man, why can't she behave like a nice man? Dame Evans
Men are those creatures that have two legs and eight hands. Marilyn Monroe
Learning new things won't help the person who isn't using what he already knows, -Anonymous
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -Mark Twain
Don't be discouraged by failure. Failure, in a sense, is the highway to success because every discovery of what is false leads us to seek after what is true. And every fresh experience points out an error which we shall, afterwards, carefully avoid. -John Keats