MY 2004 MEMORIAL EXPERIENCE

by sandy 16 Replies latest jw experiences

  • sandy
    sandy

    Ok, I know everyone is probably tired of the subject by now. I haven't had internet access all week so I didn't get a chance to tell about my memorial experience.

    Not that it is exciting in the least bit.

    I arrived 15 minutes early and sat in the middle of the meeting hall (actually a school cafeteria). This was the first meeting I've been to with my former congregation in about five years now with the exception of a funeral that I basically snuck in and out of.

    My whole point in going this year was to prove to myself I am no longer afraid of these people. I don't have to hide from them anymore.

    As I started to say earlier, I arrived 15 minutes early. I saw a lot of friendly faces and said hello to some of them. Quite a few came up to me, hugged me and gave me the whole "nice to see you we miss you speech".

    The speaker I would have sworn was giving a review of Mel Gibson's The Passion of Christ. The talk for the most part was ok if you buy into the whole Jesus being the Son of Man and God.

    The part that bothered me was when the speaker basically said, if you have to question whether or not you are going to "shoot up like a rocket" when you die, more than likely you are not annointed special. So DON"T DRINK the WINE or EAT the BREAD.

    This is so ridiculous!!! The fact that the jdubs have to tell the non-jws that they are not anointed. so do not partake, is so evil, rude, insensitive, and soooo unnecessary!!!!

    Before the speaker went up to the stage there was an announcement by another elder.... "There will be a special announcement at the conclusion of tonight's celebration."

    So at the end of the talk the elder read a letter from the society (not sure if it read Governing Body or JWs) would like to thank you for coming tonight to celebrate with us.... blah blah blah blah.........

    Thank you for not drinking our precious wine and eating our precious bread. Because you obeyed our tacky admonition not to eat or drink you have kept us clean before our man-made god. Thank you for not defiling us with your evil, wicked ways.

    Then they invited everyone there back the following week for the special talk.

    THE END...

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine
    ...the speaker basically said, if you have to question whether or not you are going to "shoot up like a rocket" when you die,

    Now that sounds like a fun way to go! What other faith even offers a chance at shooting up "like a rocket"? I hope you're happy, you've gotten me interested in being a JW again, damn you!

  • VM44
    VM44

    Hi sandy,

    So at the end of the talk the elder read a letter from the society (not sure if it read Governing Body or JWs) would like to thank you for coming tonight to celebrate with us.... blah blah blah blah.........

    THAT was the "Special Annoucement" that some people here were wondering about?

    Seems sort of anti-climatic!

    Must be some sort of sales tactic, to get people to attend the memorial, tell them that some BIG annoucement is going to be made, and then it turns out only to be a letter thanking them for attending! What a letdown!

    --VM44

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Sandy,

    We could have watched a movie I haven't seen instead.............but oh NO. you wanted to go to the Memorial............. some friend!

  • boa
    boa

    jeece, i'm feeling bad i missed it now - thanks a bunch

    boa

    i'll start planning NOW for next yrs i guess

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    My whole point in going this year was to prove to myself I am no longer afraid of these people. I don't have to hide from them anymore.

    I ended up doing something similar. I needed to prove to myself that they're just normal people who belong to a really screwy religion. This is an excellent way to face your fears head on. It worked for me!

  • somebodylovesme
    somebodylovesme

    Can't you buy a rocket trip now? Seems less painful than being a dubbie. :)

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Didn't that 'nsync kid buy a trip on a russian rocket or something?

    Hm.

    I'd rather shoot up like a heroin addict than go to that lousy KH again...

    CZAR

  • 4JWY
    4JWY

    Just be being present, we were all shooting up at every meeting -

    receiving our "fix" -

    so glad to be free of the addiction.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Sandy. Don't fret. Always interesting to hear poster's perspectives on their annual pilgrammage to the KH.

    My whole point in going this year was to prove to myself I am no longer afraid of these people. I don't have to hide from them anymore.

    Good reason to attend. So, how do you feel now?

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