The Easter Bunny Got Drunk

by simplesally 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Did you see him? He must have really mixed things up this year! My daughter was so surprised that he left her an Easter Basket, just like Santa, she said. That silly Easter Bunny left some dolls for our neighbors at our house and when we went to their house to give them their dolls, would you believe he left some things for Teryn at their house??

    So what did the Easter Bunny bring your young ones?

    Did anybody else see a 6' rabbit running around the block with a beer in his hand?

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    I saw him. I shot video of the drunken rodent. I'll post it when I have time.

    Nice pic btw, Sally.

  • MicStroz
    MicStroz

    Was he being chased by a BIG Pink Elephant.............

    No, I didn't see him

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    Apparently he hit the harder stuff by the time he got here. We heard something outside, so I went out to investigate... There was poor Mr. Bunny slumped in one of our rocking chairs on the porch, bottle of Glenmorangie in one hand, big basket of goodies in the other. I took the whisky and the basket from his semi-lifeless hands, and replaced them with a nice hot cup of coffee. He was gone by morning, so hopefully we helped him finish his rounds with a nice cuppa joe.

    FMZ

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    (Thanks, Sixy)

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    The easter bunny shouldn't drink and hop

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    the easter bunny finds my kids wherever they are.

    We usually spend Easter up in Saratoga Springs NY, where the Easter baskets ( with chocolates and presents) are waiting for the kids in front of the fireplace.

    Since my wifes sister died of breast cancer last June, and my mother in law came to live with us, Easter is at our house. The baskets were waiting in front of our fireplace this year.

    The older kids, (12 and 9) know that there is no Easter bunny, but they do not question ( or let on that they know) for fear of not getting any gifts. The 4 year old still believes...and thanks the easter bunny for all of her presents.

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    LMAO!!! Nos you are too bad. First I spit coffee on the screen, then I had to shut off the monitor really fast when the 4 y.o. ran over saying "lemme see, lemme see..."

    heehee

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    I saw him and got a picture to prove it.

    He was feeling pretty "sheepish" this morning, but now you know where the eggs come from !

    http://www.edge-inc.net/humor/index.cfm/page/one/id/127/t/Image.htm

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    I got a picture of him while he was drunk, too.

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