I have to come clean and say that I actually stayed a little too long on the chicken site. Every time I asked the chicken to do something bad, he would wag his finger at me, or make the "shame, shame" gesture. I'm hooked. I need help. I have got to stop this chicken obsession. (If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?)
I did some investigating and I found out the site is secretly maintained by one of the Governing Body.