`RELIGIOUS SNAKE-HANDLER CHURCH PASTOR DIES'

by badboy 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    I understand that a paster of a church that believes in members handling snakes died after being bitten by a rattlesnake.

    What do jws make of such groups?

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    jws think they are directed by satan

    That being said, the pastors church will probably conclude he lost his faith, therefore he was bitten.

  • XQsThaiPoes
    XQsThaiPoes

    JWs love them becaue they make us look normal.

  • blindfool
    blindfool

    Can anyone here name the writers of the following song:

    In a small congragation way deep in the south,

    there's a small group of people with a big cotton-mouth, singin' good snake, lucky snake, for God's sake don't bite me snake.

    Well their weeding out the hypocrites, the demons and the fakes, well you might fool your brother but you can't fool a snake, singin' good snake, lucky snake for Gods sake don't bite me snake.

    Well everybody shake a snake and glory hallelujah, it's a love one another or the snake'll sock it too ya', singin' good snake, luky snake, for God's sake don't bite me snake.

    Other big hits for this group included:

    Blue Hair's Drivin' in my lane ( sung to the tune of Blue eye's cryin' in the rain)

    Drivin' my wife away, didn't want her anyway! (sung to the tune of drivin' my life away)

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    They/I think those groups are formed by more radical nutties than the ones inside the WTBTS.

    DY

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    OhhhHhhhhHhhhhh... he didn't have FAITH FAITH FAITH.....

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12
    What do jws make of such groups?

    I don't know about JWs but those snakes rattle me.

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Bet that was one surprised preacher-man, huh?

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    Bet that was one surprised preacher-man, huh?

    Probably not. Apparently he wasn't the first memeber of his family to face this fate.
    See http://www.timesdispatch.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=RTD%2FMGArticle%2FRTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1031774887838&path=!news&s=1045855934842 (may need to copy and paste)

  • Mary
    Mary

    I wonder if the snake said "...You positively will not die..." just before digging in..........

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