The "What If" Game

by copsec 21 years ago 189 Replies latest 21 years ago social entertainment

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  Markfromcali 21 years ago

  Meditation would become masturbation.

  What if you were Tom Jones?

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  Dan-O 21 years ago

  Then I'd find a way to stretch a couple of mediocre pop hits into a 40 year career.

  Speaking of mediocre pop hits, what if you were the first one to ask "Scooby Doo, where are you?"

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  findingme 21 years ago

  Then I would hear "RUH Roh!"

  What if Sid Vicious was still alive?

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  Dan-O 21 years ago

  Then he'd probably be dating a different Nancy ... perhaps Nancy Kerrigan or Nancy Reagan.

  What if the sky clears up & it doesn't rain today?

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  Left_Field 21 years ago

  I'd have to get off my lazy butt, get some gas for the lawn mower and do some gardening.

  What if you mowed my lawn for me?

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  Kenneson 21 years ago

  Wishful thinking!

  What if you were a poor fire hydrant and you saw a dog running toward you?

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  Dan-O 21 years ago

  Then I'd remove one of my caps & blast the dog! Paybacks are a bitch.

  What if you could push a button on your remote control and zap yourself into a TV show or movie that you were watching (a la Pleasantville)?

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  ohiocowboy 21 years ago

  Then, Move outta the way Sarah Jessica Parker, I would be the new star of SEX IN THE CITY!!!

  What if animals could talk???

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  Dan-O 21 years ago

  Then there would be a lot of nervous ranch hands in Montana paying "hush money" to the sheep.

  What if dolphins could walk?

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  ohiocowboy 21 years ago

  Then they would need to find another use for their Blow-hole....

  What if sex organs were on top of our heads?

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