The "What If" Game

Stefanie

There would be alot of constipated aliens.
What if the ratio was 5 men for every woman instead of the other way around?
findingme

Then the housework would NEVER get done.
What if sex was against the law?
Stefanie

Then I would be in jail now.
What if Superman really existed?
findingme

Then women would pretend to require help.
What if Pope wasn't Catholic?
Kenneson

Surely he would not join Jehovah's Witnesses.
What if women could be elderettes?
gespro

The Halls would be decorated differently (Theocratic Green in the library, You're D'Fed Yellow...and flowers. Lots and and lots of flowers all the time)
What if questions were sung and answers were guffawed?
natalienu

Then we'd never know the answers and we'd all just be singing alot.
What if I just chucked in my job and sold my car and spontaneously bought a plane ticket to anywhere?
Badger

You'd regret it later.
What if I were invisible?
bebu

You could really cut down on/cut out your clothing expenses.
What if you could know the future?
Badger

I'd clean up every time I filled out an office pool sheet.
What if I were good-looking?