by ozziepost 39 Replies latest jw friends
My, my, I'm SOOOOOO glad I'm a girl!!!!! Thanks, czar & Celts, for my first laugh of the day!
As for Big Tex's comment about a spider under the pillow, yes, that was nasty this week (and I have three bites to prove it), but I still say the centipede in my bed (when I lived in Australia) was worse. I'll take crumbs over bugs any day.
Nina
Englishman, MARMITE RULES!!!
Having to "Drop the kids off at the pool", and there's absolutely no place to go, and having to sit with legs crossed and cheeks clenched, so the little turtle head doesn't come poking out.
"I spent most of 6 months of my marriage of one yr on the couch because I refused to sleep with him... so he was definately a pain to have in the bed.. "
boy can i relate to that too. i slept on the couch about that long until i saved enough money from my new job to buy a bed (was also saving to file for divorce since ex held all the money hostage).
memmmmmories....like the corners of my minddddddddd...
man, i wouldn't go back to that point in time for a million dollars. *shudder*
hugs
fleur
Is there anything worse than cat spunk on your pillow?
A Fart that ends up not being Just a Fart
going to the Kingdom Hall
A Fart that ends up not being Just a Fart
I believe you are referring to the phenomenon of "sharting"
A hair caught in your teeth or back of your throat. how it got there is my business.
Ok, I came up with one that happened awhile back that I'll never forget.
Is there anything worse than when you are completely naked and your wife asks you to take the pan out of the oven, so you grab the oven mits and take it out, not considering that a certain apendige is sticking out and you accidentally bring the 500 degree metal pan in contact with the head of that apendige. Suddenly you drop the pan, jump into the air, scream like a little girl and shrink into a painful heap in the corner of the kitchen while your wife laughs at you. Oh the burning, throbbing pain and the blisters.
Why didn't she take the pan out of the oven?
