Used Wedding Dress Listing on Ebay (page 2)

Country Girl

The dress is now up to $30,100! Dang... I mean the dress is pretty, but it doesn't have diamonds on it or anything! That guy is too funny...

CG

bebu

I bet that many of those bids were not serious... but I hope that this guy gets paid. He's hysterically funny.

Loved the photos!!! Especially the one where the backside of the dress is shown. This is unbelievable.

bebu

The hit counter is starting to look like the odometer in my truck! Not the new shiny black full-size 4-wheel-drive American pick-up that I had to part with, but the somewhat older, multicolored, lumpy, tiny, 2-wheel-drive foreign pick-up that belches smoke. A little something about that vehicle, though: it?s absolutely amazing! When I get inside it to go to the store, I am all depressed. But when I arrive at the store, I?m so freaking loopy from inhaling the fumes, I forget why I went there in the first place. I?m saving buckets of money. Of course, I will probably have to spend it all on the tuberculosis I will acquire, but hey, you can?t have everything.

I felt compelled to update this ad once more due to all of your emails. The first thing I have to say is thank you all for your support in my time of need. It was a truly harrowing experience. Some of you men know exactly what I mean.

Seeing as this has turned into my little public forum, I just want to address a few of the emails that kind of left me scratching my head.

I now have five marriage proposals. You would think my speaking of the ones I already got yesterday would have put a damper on it, but you women sure are persistent. One woman actually said she doesn?t want to marry me, but wouldn?t mind being my ex-wife. Hmmm. Let me think about that. Nope. No thanks, already got one. (Pssst. Didn?t I mention I had one? Who wants an ex-wife that can?t read? Now, I know what you guys are thinking - "If she can?t read, then the divorce would be smooth sailing." Well, that would be all well and good but I didn?t say her ATTORNEY couldn?t read. You following me on this?)

Other emails are serious buyers asking about the dress. "How long is the train?" and "Does the gown come with the headdress and veil?" Yes, headdress and veil are included, but the do-rag stays with me. And if the train was long enough for my ex?s caboose, it?s long enough for yours. You will have to supply your own baggage, though. I gave mine to Goodwill.

There was this one woman who wrote, "You should have covered your tattoos. People will be able to recognize you, like on America?s Most Wanted." HELLO!!! I?m a guy selling a dress. I?m not wanted for war crimes.

Some of your emails made me laugh. Like the bitter woman that wished she had her ex?s testicles to sell on eBay. I?m not too sure there?s a market for that, though. Then there was the guy that gave his wife?s wedding dress to the Salvation Army by mistake, thinking it was a Christmas tree. Guess he didn?t have any Christmas balls that year.

This has also been a learning experience for me. I got a lot of messages correcting me about the color of wedding dresses. For Russian Orthodox, they are blue. For Chinese they are red. Mexico has multi-colored ones. All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.

A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women?s dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. It?s also the first time I?ve been inside something feminine that didn?t nag me to take out the garbage.

It seems a few people have taken offense to my inferring a size 12 is big. One male even pointed out that Marilyn Monroe was a size 14. Now, I would agree with you that size 12/14 is small if I lived elsewhere. But I live right here in the good old 48 Contiguous, where binging and purging is a way of life. American women do not want to be double digits in size. Just ask any woman what size they want to be. Invariably they will say five or seven. Wealthy will be the person that opens a store for Lane Bryant-sized women but sews size 7 tags on all the clothes.

On the flip side of that, I have taken offense to some of the people that told me I?m ugly and a loser. All I have to say is you?d be ugly too if you had a huge white blotch on your face. And as far as being a loser, I think you have it all wrong. I am such the winner. It isn?t every day an average guy can make 50,000 people laugh. Thanks to each and every one of you from the heart of my bottom. Because of the high profile of this item, I am changing the listing to Pre-Approved Bidders Only. To be pre-approved, please contact me at [email protected] and include "Serious Bidder" in the subject line of the email and I will return your email to pre-approve your bidding on the auction. Thank you for your interest.

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I guess...........hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Sunspot

I tried to edit his email addy out, and put in a comment of my own which came out weird...........but I wanted you to see what was added......:o)

hugs,

Annie

Princess

It has over three million hits so far. He's a friend of a friend, lives here in Seattle area. His writing is hysterical. Apparently after this hit the news, people were bidding millions for it and ebay had to keep pulling the bids. Seems pretty legit at $25000+

He should be able to get a couple of Mariners tickets out of it...but who wants to watch those losers?

drwtsn32

I saw this earlier today and the price was over TEN MILLION dollars. Obviously fake so the guy must have finally canceled those bids.

simplesally

Very funny. I cannot imagine that it really sells for $25,000.

Elsewhere

That is frigg'in hillarious! LMAO!

RevMalk

funny stuff, lol

I tried to help by embedding the page but to no avail. The forum script distorts the url, that's why it says invalid, but if you copy and paste the url into your browser you can see it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343

Princess

If the URL doesn't work, search under wedding dress, sort by highest price first. It should be about four down.

The price has dropped to $15,300 but he has had over 3.5 million hits. Just saw him on the Today show, funny guy.

Used Wedding Dress Listing on Ebay

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