by doodle-v 92 Replies latest jw friends
YPA: Why do householders get to decide for themselves if they want to be involved with the JW's but we don' t get any choice in the matter?
YPA: Will I die at armageddon if my skirt actually shows my kneecap?
YPA: Why do I have to do presentations on the service meeting every week, just because my dad is an elder.
YPA: Will I die at armageddon because I had impure thoughts while brother hottie had to read from the song of solomon during the TM School?
YPA: Why does Brother Elder get the credit for his public talk when his wife is the one who wrote it?
YPA: Why is it okay to accept Christmas bonuses from our employer?
YPA: I am sexually frustrated; should I ask an elder what to do about it?
YPA: Why are the District Conventions so boring?
YPA: What can I do to become self-righteous?
YPA: Why is it okay for Brother Riches to work his way up the ladder in his profession, but I can't go to college?
Young people ask:
Douche or Vinegar wash?
Young People Ask: If one masturbates in the dark when no-one's around, did it really happen?
Douche or Vinegar wash
Dude...
YOUNG PEOPLE ASK:
hOW MANY BOOKS ARE TO MANY BOOKS?
Young People Ask:
Will I die at Armageddon for keeping a trashy romance novel in my bookbag during field service?
... keeping a trashy romance novel in my bookbag ...
Glad I wasn't the only one!
Oh. My mind sure went in another direction...
Let me guess... you were thinking of something along the lines of a milk mustache...
Is all religion really a "snare and a racket"?
Why is the CO an unapproachable a**hole? Is he trying to be a DO?
Is dragging a 5 year old in a suit out in field service in 90 degree heat a form of child abuse?
If growth in membership is a sign of Jah's blessing...why are many other religions growing much faster?
Does Jehovah really give a sh*t?
Can I get df'd for pissing in my pants in brother elder's new 4 door car?
Does Jehovah know if I "fake the knock"?
What's the technical requirements to become a window washer?
Is leading a double life wrong only if I get caught?
Why can't I get married at 17? Am I past the "bloom of youth, yet?"
Is wanting to scr*w sister Hooters a sin against the holy spirit?
How come my the ministry school parts always suck? Am I an idiot?
Does satan have a sense of humor?
How many tons of depression medication are taken by JW's in the US each year? How can I get some?
Why do my school friends think I'm a brainwashed moron?
Who needs college?
When will the "truth" make me one of the "happiest people on earth?" If not, can I get my money back?
