Dan - where are you? How about a sign "I'm trapped inside a huge python"? JK
2004 Walk With God District Convention Program
by TweetieBird 21 Replies latest jw friends
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exjdub
"I'm trapped inside a huge python"?
bwahahahahahha!
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Elsewhere
10:20 Nothing Good Held Back From Those Wanking in Faultlessness
That's righ folks! If you are having difficulties, it is YOUR FAULT for not being good enough!
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Undaunted Danny
Dan - where are you? How about a sign "I'm trapped inside a huge python"? JK
To:JK I'm inside the Christian Catacombs of Rome smack in the belly of the beast.
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drwtsn32
Congregated to Let Jehovah Teach Us His Ways
OCR error... this should read: Herded together to let the organization brainwash us.
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stillajwexelder
OCR error... this should read: Herded together to let the organization brainwash us.
ROTFLOL
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Satanus
Bend over, jehover! That has a nice ring to it.
SS
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Mary
Wow. Our program is a bit different than yours............
FRIDAY
"WALK THIS WAY" ?Aerosmith 1:1 Morning9:30 Ga-Ga Music
9:40 Song No. 42 and The First of Many a-Boring Prayer
9:50 Sit Your Asses Down
Congregated to Let Senile Old Men Teach Us Their Ways
10:20 Nothing Good Ever Came From Any of these Damn Assemblies
10:50 Song No. 160 and some Boring Announcements
11:00 "Keep Proving that it was 586 BCE, not 607 BCE"
11:20 Let Us Be Your Guide Into The Pit
11:40 Keynote Address:
Walk With Us in Turbulent Times Will Get You Nowhere Except the Welfare Office
12:10 Song No. 29 and Intermission, Thank Christ
Afternoon
2:00 Music to Star Wars
2:10 Song No. 86
2:15 Are You "Faithful in What Is Least"? If Not, Let Us Try Deprogramming You Again
2:35 Symposium: Hosea?s Prophecy Helps Us to Fall Asleep
Avoid Ungodly Roadways When Crossing the Border from Mexico into the USA
"The Ways of Jehovah Are Upright", But That Means Nothing to Us
3:35 Song No. 117 and time for a Bomb Scare Just to Wake Everyone Up
3:45 Do Not Put Apart "What God Has Yoked Together" Unless You are Certain You Can Get Away With It
4:10 Showing Respect for Our Sacred Gatherings-------Bring Your Own Sheep
4:35 Good News for People of All Nations, Except Iraq
5:05 Song No. 14 and Closing Prayer Thanking God There's Only Two Days Left of this Shit.
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logansrun
Looks like they'll be getting an updated "Good News For All Nations" booklet. You know, the one they use on foreigners. Man, if I was a dub I'd be pretty damn dissappointed. "All I got was a stupid booklet I can't even read."
Bradley