See, us northerners (although yous guys up there in MN and Canada may not consider me a true northerner) understand that sooner or later global warming will prevent anyone from living on or near the equator. So us, having this heads up, have added 30-80% bodyfat and moved up here. I don't know about you southerners, but 57 degrees F is freaking shorts and sandals weather. Its 67 outside right now and I broke a sweat on my lunch walk. I hate that, it might make me loose my survival fat.
Moo.