What would you ask?

Nosferatu

Have you ever repeatedly slammed your penis in a door when you felt the temptation to give in to masturbation?
Stefanie

Damn Nos! Hope you didnt do any damage.
funkyderek

Have you ever repeatedly slammed your penis in a door when you felt the temptation to give in to masturbation?
Yes, and it's now the only thing that gets me off!
Nosferatu

Damn Nos! Hope you didnt do any damage

Actually, it straightened out my crookedness ;)
GenericMan

Is your religion against independent thinking and critical thought?