by Steve Lowry 13 Replies latest jw friends
I live in a place where Church marquees abound. Some are cute, some are funny and some are dumb. This one I found to be hilarious although I'm sure that was not the author?s intent.
God is Love
Repent or Perish
Yea, God is Love, but you?d better get right or He?ll smite your ass! LOL!
God is our father eh? Can you imagine your dad saying , "if you don't do the chores, or at least do them exactly the way I tell you to do them, I'll kill you or torture you forever"!
And your suppose to love that kind of a dad.
Gumby
Here's another one for you - and it's authentic:
WEST SIDE CHURCH OF GOD
A loose tongue can get into a tight place!
To avoid truth decay
Brush up on your bible study.
Yea, right.
Ken P.
Jonty, I don't believe it, you have to have made that up. It sounds just like you.
CH_RCH
The only thing missing is U
Jonty, are you sure the marquis you saw didn't come from here???
We have a baptist chruch in town that suffers from "bumper sticker theology" too! Really deep stuff on their sign in the parking lot!
carmel
My Way is the Highway.
My Way is the Highway.
So YOUR that chick I always see hitchiking everywhere I go. You little rascal Gumby
