OK, Armageddon Can Come Now.

by Englishman 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Long before I left the dubs in '72, I was praying that armageddon might actually be delayed.

    Like many dubs prior to then, I was, and am still, a rabid fan of the noble game of soccer. England had just won the World cup and the atmosphere had been so feverish that the WT study on the day of the final had actually been brought forward so as to avoid a clash of interests.

    The upshot of all this was that I became a football fan and looked around for a League club to follow. The quest was simplified somewhat by my immediate family moving to a house situated about 400 yards from Fratton Park, the home of Portsmouth Football Club.

    I became an ardent supporter of the club that had held the FA Cup for the entire 6 years of WW2.

    Unfortunately, the clubs fortunes had dried up, and they were no longer in the top league. Like many supporters, I yearned for this second division outfit to win enough matches so that they could be promoted into the top flight once again.

    We came close a couple of times, but we usually finished up in the middle of the league table with not a hope of promotion.

    But now I had something else to worry about!

    What if armageddon came before Portsmouth could be promoted into the Premier league? Would I never be able to see them play the likes of Manchester United or Liverpool? Oh, the anguish!

    Well, it's now approaching 30 years since the advent of 1975. So I've had almost 30 extra years of football to enjoy. I've seen my team play 89 different clubs of the 92 in the 4 divisions of the professional league.

    Best of all though, my team have just finished their first season in the Premier League and have done well enough to remain in it. So I'm a happy bunny, no armageddon arrived to spoil my favourite pastime. ( Actually, second favourite pastime )

    So, was there ever anything in your life that YOU feared that armageddon might take away from you?

    Englishman.

  • myauntfanny
    myauntfanny

    Yes, I was afraid I would never get a chance to wear mini-skirts. When I was finally old enough to get the hell out of the house, mini-skirts were out of fashion. By the time they were back in again, my knees were too saggy for me to wear them. I will never forgive JWs for this. I also thought I would never get to have a boyfriend. Fortunately, I did finally manage to achieve that. (I realise this is not nearly and deep as signifant as soccer, but...you asked.)

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Portsmouth who?

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    Bring it on! I'm not afraid of the big A anymore!

    Sirona

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    I once asked Armageddon to wait so I could finish the run of "Hamlet" I was in. I was the moody Dane himself, and I'd be damned if I was going to let all of mankind's problems be solved before I finished my final bow.

    I know what you mean, E-man, sometimes I would pray that the Steelers would win their fifth superbowl so we could enter the kingdom with one for the thumb. (Superbowl winners get rings)

    CZAR

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Lol, it reminds me of the time I was in the dubs and I was waiting for a team other than the Minnesota Twins to win a leauge championship. I prayed every night "Please, Jehovah, can the Vikes win at least one before it comes, please?"

  • Badger
    Badger

    For now:

    1. Me buying a house.

    2. Seeing my son grow up

    3. Getting a permanent girlfriend (I'm not afraid of committment)

    4. Getting my Doctorate.

    5. U.S. Wins the World Cup.

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    5. U.S. Wins the World Cup.

    Hehe, I think Armageddon is more likely

  • Badger
    Badger

    heehee...how many of those belts have the Irish won?

    ...oh, and BTW, you guys were great in the 2002 WC...oh, right...

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    I was worried I'd die at armegedon before I got married, and so die a virgin. I resolved this one by not waiting to get married.........

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