Practical uses for Watchtower magazines

by Junction-Guy 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    Hi All, Just a little humor here to lighten your day. Here is a list of uses I compiled for the magazines, I posted these to another board a few years ago

    1. Starting fires in the fireplace

    2. Lining the bottom of your birdcage.

    3. soaking up motor oil from the garage floor

    4. filling in cracks of your wall.

    5.sometimes you just run out of toilet paper-no explanation needed here

    6. Double them over and use them to level up tables and other miscellaneous furniture

    7.I wonder if you could roll them up and smoke tobacco in them?

    8.paper confetti for celebrations.

    9. place them down as floor mats and use them to clean off your boots.

    10. potty training your puppy

    Can anybody think of some more?

  • Valis
    Valis

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    RAH RAH RAH.....yawn....

    yeah lets use them for toilet paper...........etc etc etc

    Amazing picture Valis...... die die die.

    Childish......a fantastic example for all the lurkers here that you tell me about, they must be heartwarmed.

    Scoob (sincerely)

  • kls
    kls

    Use them to clog all toilet's at K Hall's

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Masking windows when you paint.

    Sally

    (of the home improvement class)

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    Hi Simplesally, that was a good idea, now why didnt I think of that?

  • KKLUV155
    KKLUV155

    I knew there was subliminal messages in the Watchtower! They always have to put those faces in there.

  • stichione
    stichione

    Recycling.

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    using them as a replacement for Jesus because apparently that's what u need if u want to have everlasting life.

    The light of Bethel

    P.S. RAH RAH RAH/DIE DIE DIE!!!

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    is it just me -- or is that cover of the Watchtower refusing to burn?

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