Are Cats For Christians?

by TowerWatch 15 Replies latest social humour

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    my cat's breath smells like cat food

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Don't some cultures like the Vietnamese consider cats a delicacy? At any rate, I remember when this first came out. Some people at first thought it was for real until it was pointed out to them that it was just a parody. Very amusing indeed.

  • Undaunted Danny
    Undaunted Danny

    The Watchtower's credo is the "trifecta of the 3p's" they are Power + Prestige and P***y

  • Focus
    Focus

    This version provided is an inferior draft.

    Curiously, I am in possession of the genuine article, courtesy of the Prominent Bethelite of the Writing Staff.

    It goes quite a little further, and so is not for the "Nervous Kitty" class.

    When time permits, I shall post it here.

    --
    Focus

    ("Claws" Class)

  • blondie
    blondie

    oops

  • Ding
    Ding

    The sad thing is that if the GB published such an article, JWs would immediately get rid of their cats.

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