Wal, tonooght I bee tootallalllily combletely ruddy bloody wosted, an I jus wanna tell ee hoow mooch I loove yall all, cos I bees finkin yous all wonneful bunch ol, ruddy nutters, ebnen tho yoall all got oop me nose raddy offen muff, I 4give you, cos I leave yall to be ruddy defent bunch ofd ruddy mutters anyway, yall know I dint moon noon narm, but yall lool all know woot bunch of ruddy maad kontonkeroos boonch of bladdy barstools yall kan be offen, you bladdy vunch of ruddy sools, in foot i hoot thee ruddy lat oo u, an you can fool kass me arse, cos you'll allare fick as fove shit planks, all fcukin arsedoles, so kass me friggin arse an ve don wiff it, pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kaltick
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