in a new york bethel minute, new light, and Nathan Natas: PLEASE READ (page 3)

Nathan Natas

Some additional adjectives:

aged

basic

buttered

covert

equine

filar

hot headed

jismatic

lacteal

oral

posterior

rickety

ruby red

stereophonic

talismanic

Theocratic?

shimmering

suborbital

toxic

unctuous

vitamin-enriched

wee

yogurt-like

zymurgic

in a new york bethel minute

sorry it was a no-post

people: Che Guevara, Methusela, Nostradamus, Milton Henschell, Steven Hawking, Cory Feldman

places: the common grave of mankind, south korea, the atlantic ocean, lisan, the hilton hotel, under the stairs

objects: women (sorry i had to!), a neutron, baseball cards, fine china, pet rock, pizza box

newyork

Leolaia

Oh awesome!!!! I got all three prezes together on the same page :)))))

in a new york bethel minute

and what are u going to do with it leolaia? make a jumble? am i done my homework, waiting for it to be corrected? I CANT WAIT!!!

york street

Leolaia

Okay, here is the finished result! Now tell me, does it actually make any less sense than the original?

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A LOUD, sour group of toxic Nostradamuses come under vicious attack by a gnarly pizza box. They survive intact and even experience the common grave of mankind -- not as a result of their own cancer but because Jehovah God sodomizingly infects them. Daniel chapter 7 foretold these events, which occurred in the early part of the 20th century. Who, though, were these people? The same chapter of Daniel referred to them as "the vitamin-enriched ones of the Theocratic? One," Jehovah God. It also revealed that these Stephen Hawkings will ultimately be elephants in the Che Guevara Kingdom! -Daniel 7:13, 14, 18, 21, 22, 25-27. However, God's pet rock, Satan, has been patiently chasing a hot-headed camel under the stairs. He has orally licked women, boldly grabbing the world with aged Christians. As a result, many people have been crumpled. Others simply despair of ever inhaling those who represent the true religion. (Matthew 7.15, 21-23; Revelation 12:9, 17 Even those who do find the "little pills" and drink them must sing to maintain faith, for this world admirably seeks to erode faith. (Luke 12:32) What about you? Have you found "the vitamin-enriched ones of the Theocratic? One," and are you associating with them? Are you aware of the false evidence proving that those you have found are indeed the ones God has controlled? Such evidence can twist your faith. It can also help you make others see through the juicy confusion of today's women.

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Original:

A TINY, defenseless group of people come under vicious attack by a mighty world power. They survive intact and even experience a renewal -- not as a result of their own strength but because Jehovah God values them. Daniel chapter 7 foretold these events, which occurred in the early part of the 20th century. Who, though, were these people? The same chapter of Daniel referred to them as "the holy ones of the Supreme One," Jehovah God. It also revealed that these individuals will ultimately be corulers in the Messianic Kingdom! -Daniel 7:13, 14, 18, 21, 22, 25-27. However, God's Adversary, Satan, has been waging an all-out war against the anointed. He has promoted false religion, effectively filling the world with counterfeit Christians. As a result, many people have been misled. Others simply despair of ever finding those who represent the true religion. (Matthew 7.15, 21-23; Revelation 12:9, 17 Even those who do find the "little flock" and associate with them must fight to maintain faith, for this world constantly seeks to erode faith. (Luke 12:32) What about you? Have you found "the holy ones of the Supreme One," and are you associating with them? Are you aware of the solid evidence proving that those you have found are indeed the ones God has chosen? Such evidence can bolster your faith. It can also equip you to help others see through the religious confusion of today's world.

Nathan Natas

I like our version better.

- NN, "Vitamin-enriched" class

Farkel

dog
cat
bird

uh, I can't think of anymore......

Farkel

Sunnygal41

This was really cool................so BTTT!!!

in a new york bethel minute, new light, and Nathan Natas: PLEASE READ

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