Phrases you used to say as a kid (takes one to know one!!)

by doodle-v 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • fraidycat9
    fraidycat9

    Why don't you make like a tree and leave!

    I might be fat, but you're ugly. I can lose weight, but you'll have that face forever!!

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    damnassfuckinasspisser was a common insult in my 'hood.

  • blueyes
    blueyes

    Your mama, your daddy, your greasy granny, got a hole in her panty, got a big behind like a Frankenstein, going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street!

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v
    Your mama, your daddy, your greasy granny, got a hole in her panty, got a big behind like a Frankenstein, going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street!

    Blueyes

    I was drinking water when I read that and I just blew it out my nose laughing, LMAO!!!

    I swear, some of those insults were so f'n long that I would have got my ass kicked before I could even finish the whole thing!!

    --Doodle-V

  • blueyes
  • gumby
    gumby
    come on! I know I'm not the only one!

    Ok I'll try.

    " Hey....ya dumb Bastard"!

    Gumby

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    "You're not the boss of me."

    "You're not so big."

    "Here's a dime - go call someone who cares."

    "You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit."

    "Oh yeah, you and what army?"

    "Cram it!"

    "Tubular!"

    "Radical!"

    "Gnarly!"

    "Bitchen!"

    "Sons of worthless b's"

    "You lie a lot and I'll cry a lot."

    "As IF."

    "No cuts, no butts, no coconuts."

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    *licks Gumby*

    Now you got cooties! no take-backs!

  • copsec
    copsec

    African Booty Scratcher??????

    Ours was when someone did something totally stupid we would say "M. R." It stood for mental retard. At the time we used it carelessly but I now I think how mean it was of us

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v
    African Booty Scratcher??????

    yeah I know... its amazing what kids will come up with. That one i remember particularly. Some of the name-calling got pretty ridiculous

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