Two sisters were walking home after a movie one evening. The oldest sister was named Mathmatical (M), and the younger sister was named Logical (L). It was getting dark and they were still quite far from home.
M asked "Sis, did you notice that a man has been following us for the last thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"
L answered, "Well, it's logical, he's going to attack us!"
M: "Oh No! At this rate he will reach us in only 15 minutes! What should we do?"
L: "The only logical thing to do, of course, we should walk faster."
M: "It's not working!"
L: "Of course not, he did the only logical thing, he started walking faster too."
M: "What should we do now? At this rate he will reach us in only one minute!"
L: "The only logical thing we can do is to split up. He can't follow us both. You go that way, and I'll go this way."
The sisters split up and the man decides to follow logical.
Mathematical arrives home and is terribly worried about her sister. Finally, Logical arrives.
M: "Logical, thank heavens your here! Tell me what happened!"
L: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both so he followed me."
M: "Yes, yes.... but, what happened then?"
L: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could, and he started to run as fast as he could."
M: "And then what?"
L: "The only logical thing happened, he caught up to me."
M: "Oh dear,! What did you do?"
L: "I did the only logical thing. I lifted my dress up."
M: "Oh good heavens, sis. What did the man do?"
L: "He did the only logical thing he could do. He pulled down his pants."
M: "Oh No! What happened then?"
L: "Well, the only logical thing happened, of course?...... A girl with her dress up can run a lot
faster than a man with his pants down!"
Sometimes it pays to be logical!!
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I thought it was very funny
Special K