Grasses, how do you feel about them?

by Celtic 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

    \He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.

    But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree"

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

    The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    If we didn't have good grasses, the black sheep wouldn't be able to produce fine cheeses.

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41

    Why, Celtie, you Little Ol' Stoner! LMAO! As young as that too?

    I guess that it would depend on the grass. I find Maui wowie very relaxing, while Acapulco gold seems to make me a little fidgety......Oooops. I think you must be talking about something else!!!

    Smoking

    LMAOA at OhioCowboy!!

    Terri

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41
    That's how I got DFd.

    {{{Tal!}}}

    It's how we were brainwashed in the Borg, what else does a good little "robot" do?

    As for me, I had already made the decision to leave, but, my husband, now my ex, being a "good" JW elder turned me in to the elders for researching astrology and goofing around with tarot cards on the internet..........official DF Decree: Engaging in Spiritism.

    Terri

  • new light
    new light

    This is off-topic, but you sure picked a hell of a way to go, Terri! Kicked out for spiritism, how many people can say that? Very impressive.

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    As the saying goes: "The grass is greener on the other side of the fence."

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