by LittleToe 44 Replies latest jw friends
Little Toe,
I'll second the motion. There's something about women, that keeps a softer side to men. They're willing to listen, help where they can, and know how to get to your soul.
Here's to all those special women..... (that should be a dozen of them)
Is it a full moon today or something?
Puternut
Little Toe you are the nicest and sweetest guy next to my hubby.
Here is a little something my husbands says to me from time to time and I think it is real cute.' Let me site it for you.
"When God made little boys, He made him out of string,
He had a bit left over so He left a little thing.
When God made little girls, He made them out of lace.
He didn't have enough so He left a little space."
So I thank God he made boys so they could love us and make us happy and say sweet things to us and make us feel fuzzy and warm all over.
Love as always
Orangefatcat
A very attractive redhead goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no", the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Kay, six, I am cheered up now!!!
Unfortunately, the college students above are afraid (more sudden outbursts of hysterical laughter from the chick downstairs!).
Momma always said that "gals are like a box of chocolate. Leave 'em in the car long enough, and the box will get damp and sticky."
Don't hate me because I plagiarize!
*runs*
Sixy -
You're just lucky I'm laffin' so hard. You goof!
Lisa
This'll help:
More Men Stricken With Breast Cancer
By Holly VanScoy
HealthDay Reporter
MONDAY, May 24 (HealthDayNews) -- Breast cancer in men has increased significantly over the past two and a half decades, a new study finds....
more... http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/health/feeds/hscout/2004/05/24/hscout5...
*runs faster*
Breast cancer in men has increased significantly over the past two and a half decades, a new study finds....
That's because so many of them are just big BOOBS!!
*runs faster*
Men!! Can't live with 'em...can't kill 'em without some kind of punishment...
*trips Sixy as he runs by*
thanks for slowing him down Lisa !!!
*THWACK*
