What can one expecet at the Dallas Apostafest?

by logansrun 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • logansrun
    logansrun

    A lot of carousing and drinking?

    Gampling?

    Smoking?

    Smoking "stuff"?

    Promiscuous SEX?????

    Bullriding?

    B.

    One and half more days!

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    Naw, there won't be any of that stuff but you might find the carefully prepared impromptu WT study to your liking. Just ask the Bradford's desk clerk for your free JWD highlighter. Give 'em a wink...they'll understand.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Oh just the usual: sightseeing, museums, restaurants, dancing, Satan worship, wanton drug use, promiscuous sex ... you know, all the usual stuff.

    No big deal.

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    Big Tex...really??? all that stuff really goes on? I must've been in the wrong place last time

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar

    DFW -

    See...I warned you to pay attention to your surroundings. but nooooooooooooooooo....

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    arrow,

    yeah, well the hearing ain't what it used to be....eh?

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    Big Tex...really??? all that stuff really goes on?

    That's what happens when you miss the staff meetings.

  • Valis
    Valis

    "And lo, the wanton ones did descend on Dallas. The Gumbradford runneth over with the evil ones who shook thier fists and other appendages in Jehovah's general direction. " Book of St. Valis 6:27-31

    Amen!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I thought it was just one big orgy

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    and there will be orgies and rumours of orgies....and then the end will come. Say What?

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