404 |
I haven't a clue |
ADN |
Any day now |
AFAIK |
As far as I know |
AFK |
Away from keyboard |
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ASAP |
As soon as possible |
A/S/L? |
Age/sex/location? |
B4N |
Bye for now |
BAK |
Back at the keyboard |
BAS |
Big a** smile |
BBIAB |
Be back in a bit |
BBL |
Be back later |
BBN |
Bye bye now |
BBS |
Be back soon |
BEG |
Big evil grin |
BF |
Boy friend |
BFD |
Big f***ing deal |
BFN |
Bye for now |
BG |
Big grin |
BIBO |
Beer in, beer out |
BIOYIOP |
Blow it out your I/O port |
BL |
Belly laughing |
BMGWL | Busting my gut with laughter |
BOTEC | Back-of-the-envelope calculation |
BRB | Be right back |
BTA | But then again... |
BTDT | Been there, done that |
BTW | By the way |
BWL | Bursting with laughter |
BWTHDIK | But what the heck do I know...? |
CICO | Coffee in, coffee out |
C&G | Chuckle and grin |
CNP | Continued in next post |
CRB | Come right back |
CRBT | Crying real big tears |
CU | See you |
CUL | See you later |
CUL8ER | See you later |
CYA | See ya |
CYA | Cover your ass |
CYO | See you online |
DBA | Doing business as |
DFLA | Disenhanced four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA) |
DL | Dead link |
DLTBBB | Don't let the bed bugs bite |
DIKU | Do I know you? |
DITYID | Did I tell you I'm distressed? |
DOM | Dirty old man |
DOS | Dozing off soon |
DQMOT | Don't quote me on this |
DTRT | Do the right thing |
DWB | Don't write back |
EG | Evil grin |
EMFBI | Excuse me for butting in |
EMSG | E-mail message |
EOM | End of message |
EOT | End of thread (meaning: end of discussion) |
ETLA | Extended three-letter acronym (that is, an FLA) |
F2F | Face to face |
FAQ | Frequently-ask question(s) |
FC | Fingers crossed |
FISH | First in, still here |
FLA | Four-letter acronym |
FMTYEWTK | Far more than you ever wanted to know |
FOMCL | Falling off my chair laughing |
FTBOMH | From the bottom of my heart |
FUBAR | F***ed up beyond all repair or recognition |
FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt |
FWIW | For what it's worth |
FYI | For your information |
G | Grin |
GA | Go ahead |
GAL | Get a life |
GD&R | Grinning, ducking, and running |
GF | Girlfriend |
GFN | Gone for now |
GGP | Gotta go pee |
GIWIST | Gee, I wish I'd said that |
GL | Good luck |
GMAB | Give me a break |
GMTA | Great minds think alike |
GOL | Giggling out loud |
GTRM | Going to read mail |
GTSY | Glad to see you |
H&K | Hug and kiss |
HAGN | Have a good night |
HAND | Have a nice day |
HHIS | Hanging head in shame |
HIG | How's it going |
HT | Hi there |
HTH | Hope this helps |
HUB | Head up butt |
IAC | In any case |
IAE | In any event |
IANAL | I am not a lawyer (but) |
IC | I see |
IGP | I gotta pee |
IHA | I hate acronyms |
IHU | I hear you |
IIRC | If I recall/remember/recollect correctly |
ILU or ILY | I love you |
IM | Immediate message |
IMCO | In my considered opinion |
IMHO | In my humble opinion |
IMing | Chatting with someone online usually while doing other things such as playing trivia or other interactive game |
IMNSHO | In my not so humble opinion |
IMO | In my opinion |
IMS | I am sorry |
IOW | In other words |
IPN | I'm posting naked |
IRL | In real life (that is, when not chatting) |
ITIGBS | I think I'm going to be sick |
IWALU | I will always love you |
IYSWIM | If you see what I mean |
J4G | Just for grins |
JBOD | Just a bunch of disks (like redundant array of independent disks , etc.) |
JIC | Just in case |
JK | Just kidding |
JMO | Just my opinion |
JTLYK | Just to let you know |
KISS | Keep it simple stupid |
KIT | Keep in touch |
KOTC | Kiss on the cheek |
KOTL | Kiss on the lips |
KWIM? | Know what I mean? |
L8R | Later |
L8R G8R | Later gator |
LD | Later, dude |
LDR | Long-distance relationship |
LHO | Laughing head off |
LLTA | Lots and lots of thunderous applause |
LMAO | Laughing my a** off |
LMSO | Laughing my socks off |
LOL | Laughing out loud |
LRF | Little Rubber Feet (the little pads on the bottom of displays and other equipment) |
LSHMBH | Laughing so hard my belly hurts |
LTM | Laugh to myself |
LTNS | Long time no see |
LTR | Long-term relationship |
LULAB | Love you like a brother |
LULAS | Love you like a sister |
LUWAMH | Love you with all my heart |
LY | Love ya |
LY4E | Love ya forever |
MorF | Male or female |
MOSS | Member of the same sex |
MOTOS | Member of the opposite sex |
MTF | More to follow |
MUSM | Miss you so much |
NADT | Not a darn thing |
NFG | No f*****g good |
NFW | No feasible way or no f*****g way |
NIFOC | Naked in front of computer |
NP or N/P | No problem |
NRN | No response necessary |
OIC | Oh, I see |
OLL | Online love |
OMG | Oh my God |
OTF | Off the floor |
OTOH | On the other hand |
OTTOMH | Off the top of my head |
PANS | Pretty awesome new stuff (as opposed to "POTS") |
PAW | Parents are watching |
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PDA | Public display of affection |
PEBCAK | Problem exists between chair and keyboard |
PIBKAC | Problem is between keyboard and chair |
PITA | Pain in the ass |
PM | Private message |
PMFJIB | Pardon me for jumping in but... |
POAHF | Put on a happy face |
::POOF:: | Goodbye (leaving the room) |
POTS | Plain old telephone service |
PU | That stinks! |
QT | Cutie |
RL | Real life (that is, when not chatting) |
ROR | Raffing out roud (Engrish for "laughing out loud") |
ROTFL | Rolling on the floor laughing |
ROTFLMAO | Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off |
ROTFLMAOWPIMP | Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off while peeing in my pants |
ROTFLMBO | Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off |
RPG | Role-playing games |
RSN | Real soon now |
RT | Real time |
RTFM | Read the f***ing manual |
RYO | Roll your own (write your own program; derived from cigarettes rolled yourself with tobacco and paper) |
S^ | S'up - what's up |
S4L | Spam for life (what you may get when you become someone's customer or client) |
SHCOON | Shoot hot coffee out of nose |
SEG | S***-eating grin |
SETE | Smiling ear to ear |
SF | Surfer-friendly (low-graphics Web site) |