If you could give a "local needs" talk what would the topic be?

by doodle-v 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    Pretend you have a chance to get on stage and give a "local needs talk" what would the topic be?

    heres mine:

    "GET OUT OF THIS CULT!!!"

    "Why you shouldnt waste your money by putting it into the contribution boxes"

    "why you should donate to charities"

    "go ahead and celebrate your birthday, you deserve it"

    -Doodle-V

  • Stefanie
    Stefanie

    look out for the child molester sitting next to you!

  • Stefanie
    Stefanie

    "Its none of the elders business what position we did it in, or how many times i came..........

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Do you show respect for tha fu*ked up Governing Boobies?

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    lol! guys good ones

    "just let your kids stay home, they are incredibly board and dont really want to be here"

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Show Christ like love and applaud when somebody is reinsated just tlike they threw a party when the Prodigal Son came back home

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    "Why you should pay close attention to a super boooooorrinnnng talk!"

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    "Cult de-programming in three easy steps".

    Walter

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    Dating for Dummies

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Mixing drinks and cultivating the drunk personality.

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