I'm no advocate of unbridled sexual excess, although it is fun. The wording of this article was just too much, though. A dirty paper towel? How many people other than a full-fledged prostitute are going to reach this level? As if without the "loving" guidance of the GB, all people would just be like monkeys, banging whoever was in their field of vision and publicly masturbating when sex was not available. Gimme a break, GB.
P.S. Chafing is not an injury, IMO.